That's Very.... Her, I Cannot Lie

If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, ‘what would Gandalf do’, and remember, ‘beat a man unconscious with a big stick’ is a valid answer

I love all of this

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

WAYNE!!!

I fucking can't with the last part

Fuckin diein over here 🤣🤣🤣

the last look

I need them

winter is coming and cnetizens are inspired by icicles to work on the weapon that the police can't find

This has been, dating advice with a pansexual career criminal

Do you think "Riddle me this, Batman?" has become a common lexicon among Gothamnites for when they don't understand something?

I like to think it has. I like to think they've heard The Riddler say it one too many times, and now it's just ingrained into their collective psyches in much the same way as "No shit, Sherlock" is.

I also like to imagine Bruce Wayne making a rare appearance at a corporate meeting, and the latest Gen Z hire, a generation that infamously doesn't fuck with formal office corporate speak, just leans over the table and says, "Okay, I hear what you're saying, but riddle me this, Batman," and Bruce tries not to choke on his coffee.