Ford Prefect: Ok Well So The Ebtire Earth Just Exploded And Everyone Died But Its Ok. Dont Freak Out.

It's honestly a little embarrassing when someone wakes me up in the middle of a vivid dream and for the first few minutes of wakefulness I'm still in character

“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”

*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*

they can't die god won't let them

That's what he wants you to think

It’s now 2Am and I’m awake because I weirdly feel sad for Grimace. Why am I like this?

The TARDIS when Captian Jack Harkness latched onto her:

The TARDIS when Suketh the literal god of death latches onto her for billions of years:

It's always really funny to me when I see people draw Arthur Dent really fashion forward. In my mind he doesn't know there's any other clothes besides sweaters. And he feared it was "too bold a choice" to start wearing collared shirts under those sweaters

diversity win! the android on the spaceship you stole has chronic depression <3

You were executed for a crime you didn’t commit. You’re quite sure the execution was successful, as you are now looking at your own dead body… from the eyes of the executioner.

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.