I Was Being Cancelled Because Apparently It Was Classist To Put Feathers On Dinosaurs.

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I'm sorry but 'Is the universe trying to tell me I'm transgender or am I stupid' is such a funny line

Maybe I'm stupid but I genuinely don't know the difference between evolving an eevee into an espeon/umbreon and evolving them into a sylveon. They're both based on friendship and affection right? I've tried to get an umbreon twice times in my training career and I ended up with two sylveons. is the universe trying to tell me i'm transgender or am i stupid

this is a pretty common confusion with the whole "friendship versus affection" business, but it's really simple.

you get an espeon or an umbreon if you've spent a lot of time traveling and growing emotionally with your eevee and they trust you in completion. you get a sylveon if you spoil them silly

Would you rather get a million dollars or go to dinner with the Wikipedia Letter Puzzle Piece Orb

This is huge.

drew some flowey requests cuz i am thinking about him :)

unfollowing your ass for the hamas posts. theyre literal antisemitic terrorists who hate america lmao?? they would kill you???

if you think hating america is bad why the fuck were you following me before

I'm sorry, what post?

I'm going to keep harassing you cause I have lots of train questions:

What's the deal with you and lesbians? As a lesbian I understand completely why, but what really set off the idea of "frick yeah, lesbians and trains"

The Lesbian Sex post started the thing

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picture this. it's 2017 and you're at a friend's house. the friend is telling you about a cool game and all its wonderful secrets. she boots up the game and shows it to you. undertale.

your life changes forever.

you want to draw your favourite character from the game. sans. so you pick up a pencil and scribble on your wall. I will practice until it is perfect. you draw these characters every day. you have sketchbook upon sketchbook filled with these characters. you write about them. you create songs on your iPhone 4 voice notes. you cry to sad comic dubs. you make a mettaton costume out of paper and you wear it to your halloween disco. you write a letter to the creator to make a sequel and you never post it. you buy shirts and wear them everywhere in hopes of finding someone else who loves it as much as you do. these characters are more than characters. theyre like friends. you imagine yourself hanging out with them.

sometimes, in private moments, you curl up in bed and wish to travel to that world. if you wish hard enough, maybe it'll come true.

this game is the most important thing in the world to you.

six years later, and the game and its successor is still everything to you.

the 'you' in this story is Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee:3 if it isnt obvious

at the risk of sounding like a raving lunatic, i think one of my favorite trekkie memes/posts is that one where someone comments on a screenshot of tos and asks if sulu is texting, because it PERFECTLY encapsulates star trek's strange little place at the intersection of pop culture and the tech world:

like listen... 55+ years ago a bunch of actors had to use a mix of existing habits and wild imagination to come up with what they felt would be believable movements and muscle-memory for someone using completely unbelievable tech a few hundred years in the future. like tv had less than ten channels and the screen was a foot across, and they had to go "ok how would someone who's used to a tiny wireless gadget with a screen hold it and use it? how would they talk to a computer? how would the computer sound when she talked back?"

and over half a century later our own tech has surpassed the clunky retrofuture gizmos in so many ways, no doubt inspired by it, that now someone two decades into the 21st century sees an actor in the 60s holding some tiny rectangular plastic prop in both hands and immediately recognizes it as "oh, sulu's texting!" now THAT is a called shot. hell, that's putting your money on a roulette wheel in a casino that hasn't been built yet. i LOVE it. it's so star trek. sulu is absolutely texting.