Sorry If I Come Off As Stupid, Its Because I Am

OMG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

At some kind of negotiations, except they share a singular braincell and they fight each other who gets to use it.

[Loads of yapping under the cut.]

This was supposed to be set in 1605-ish, around the outsets of Jülich succession crisis. Let’s pretend a fucking lamp is not there okay??Prussia is still a Polish fief duchy, so kinda irrelevant? Well, nevermind, he got dragged in as it is Anna of Prussia who carried Brandenburg‘s Electors‘ claim to Jülich-Kleve. And along with her husband, the Elector‘s son, she was in favour of more decisive actions regarding Jülich, as far as a pre-emptive strike. Whereas the Elector himself hesitated, supporting a more cautious approach.

At that point Prussia knows what is coming.(okay, maybe Brandenburg‘s Elector marrying the younger sister of his own son‘s wife juuuuust to make sure no other family ever gets a chance to claim Prussia was a bit too— nevermind). He got the point. He knows he has no other option really, and that he and Johann are kind of…stuck in this ever since the Grand Master of the Teutonic Order happened to be a Hohenzollern. And thus he makes what he can out of it, trying out what strings he can pull and when.

After all, he‘s painfully aware that Johann may seem like a schemer with a long-term plan, but in fact? Will hesitate and push for neutrality when a firm decision is most needed. If Brandenburg is good at something, that is masking his indecisiveness with cautiousness. And Prussia wonders how, or rather when he will be able to use this to his advantage…

[this writing stuff is very experimental and very much a WIP and both interpretations and characterisations are subject to change !!! Be warned !!!]

Oh, yeah looks like I have my time to create stuff back? I was just testing that one technique when you draw stuff in grayscale and then colour it. It‘s torture, but damn, I like the result. Shit took 4 days to render. And I just gave up on the bg sorry not sorry.

Meh, It’s always „how do you get along?” and not „how do you even get. there. at the first place.” I was just thinking – 700-ish km between Berlin and Königsberg. Imagine. 2-3 weeks horseback through swamp sand and shit and you’re there except it’s too late and noone cares. Must’ve been hell.

By the way physically they‘re..? 15-16, I would say here? Brandenburg is a bit older, not really much, but he‘s taller lol.

Other versions because YES ITS HARD TO CHOOSE A FILTER RRRAH

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⭐️ Buon compleanno ⭐️

Happy Birthday S. Italy and N. Italy

Como las hojas de un cuchillo

brillaban los sacais suyo' cuando le di el anillo

quick reminder for hetalia fans that lietpol is literally canon / / part one (i’m doing this bc they were my roman empire at 2017 and i randomly came back to my dark eras)

i’m gonna write whole thing about them trust me

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try with your straight homies!!!!

OKAY but how many official arts with them holding hands we actually have— 😭

to be honest, when i saw the freaking manga cover for the first time i thought they look like a majestic powerful couple from fantasy world (and ofc they’re trying to hold each other hand again…????)

also liet’s blushing about feliks while saying he’s cute is probably my favourite thing

official status 😟???? (sorry semi-canon is like canon but more silly)

conclusion: gay

Little headcanon

Even though the two have had rough patches, I imagine Austria still occasionally calls Italy to see how he’s doing bc some part of him still feels like a father to him. And Kugelmugel looks up to Italy as an older brother of sorts bc they were both raised by Austria (even tho by the time Kugelmugel was created Italy has already moved out and was a country).

Italy also slips up and accidentally calls Austria “father”, though it’s very rare.

hi history hetalia fans

should I do this with France and Napoleon next that would be funny .