what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
No (im biased he's my favorite)
would it be considered wrong for you along with a group of about 10+ people to genuinly consider jumping someone's ass for reporting one of if not the best most beloved teachers in the school for a stupid as fuck reason and now said teacher might be getting fired
I high-key forget this is a blog sometimes and that I have the free will to post whatever ungodly thought my mind produces
statistically 80% of legendary friendships begin with one child finding another feral child in the dumpster
I need this plot injected into my veins tyvm
Actually, speaking of Obi-wan, my brain's been on some alternate order 66 codywan crack for like, the past day and a half.
cause, in the Clone Wars tv series, there's this line relating to the chips and 'the nightmare(s) is(are) over now' (it's been a really long time I can't remember the line exactly) and it's ingrained this idea that the clones actually suffer from nightmares as a side effect of the chips.
So picture this: Cody accidentally mentions the nightmares around Obi-wan, and because I need for him to for the ... "plot" to happen, Obi suggests a Force Thing that he learned in Jedi Therapy when he was a padawan (that he may or may not remember entirely correctly, which ever way is more helpful for the ... "plot")
and it's basically just dream sharing that allows Cody to lucid dream and over write his nightmares.
which incidentally over writes the chips.
which incidentally have a bluetooth connection and a program hierarchy and ongoing updates between them so Cody's "updated" order list (a series of dreams in which he has a good time actually) take precedent over the subordination chips and slowly the over written commands spread through the GAR like a silent viral infection.
Which would be fine for everyone involved except for one thing.
Order 66.
Because Order 66 in Cody's nightmares starts with Obi-wan lying dead in a puddle of his own blood. And he couldn't quite push past the horror and fear the image instilled in him, so Obi-wan was a little more hands on with that dream, and oh, it's not Obi lying dead in a puddle of blood, it's Obi sprawled in red silk telling Cody everything is going to be alright.
And then feelings... got a little heated and unlike many of the other dreams Obi-wan and Cody end up calling each other's names a lot.
(It is important to note, that in this scenario even though Obi-wan did step in, the mood and direction of the dream were still under Cody's control.)
Which is good because when order 66 is called by Palpatine, the entire GAR isn't focused on kriffing the nearest Jedi, ("Kriff the Jedi, all of them!") they're focused on making sure Cody kriffs Obi-wan (in red silk sheets) specifically.
And for that someone has to sit on Anakin for a few hours.
And kill Palpatine.
And make sure the war is mopped up.
(and red silk sheets are located)
ITS CANON
UWAHHH new jjk official art with PAINTED NAILS SUGURU !! :3
RYASSMEN CHEEKSKUNA IS ACTUALLY INSANE OH MY GOD but also it reminds me of this gif
On the verge of tears because of the CATASTROPHE of a test I just took (I got a 10/100 but some questions aren't graded) and @rockingego turns his phone around to show me Sukuna's BARE ASSCHEEKS on twitter. I don't even know how to react to this.
unconditionally
they/them Katterson I like jjk, stardew valley, minecraft, haikyuu, ballet, and art (sometimes) but mostly I like being a little silly
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