I LOVE OLD SCHOOL POSTERS LIKE THIS OMG PLEASEEEEE

A boy can dream, can't he?

Ok why is it so hard to find internships for me. Like I'm supposed to find one for one of my classes and then I don't have to do anything schoolwork wise, but literally all of them are 18+ (I'm a highschool student) or their applications closed in like January for this coming year 😭 and there very little opportunities in the field I want to pursue anyways it makes me so mad

Why can’t we just stay right here?

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

Episode 1 of Rockman.EXE Beast told by someone who has never watched another Rockman episode before

told by my lovely homie @tellynoise

okay so these guys like listening to shakira

they started off with the robot equivalent of the fitness gram pacer test, aka how many swarms of flies can you go through without letting them jam your systems

these guys are like half human half robot and IDIOTS so they instead kill all those flies (animal cruelty 💔) and break into a building

SURPRISE IDIOTS. YOU FAILED THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST LOSERS

these r just regular guys who get possessed by queer robots its like. being a drag queen but not

CUT TO CRYSTAL INSIDE OF ABANDONED BUILDING

puku man. rotund being. trapped in crystal

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

OUT OF CRYSTAL. ENTER BABY

enter `the food.`

baby’s going WAWAWA and bro does NOT wanna deal with it so he makes the trek to his cannibal friends

passes the FUCK out, wakes up to said friends sweetening the meal (failing)

idk what happens with the gay human boys uh

they’re gettinga. divorce

the one w the bad haircut is their divorce lawyer

netball or whatever his name is gets a call IN THE MIDDLE OF COURT.

“hey send your drag queen cannibal robots over bro we got a FEAST”

sent over.

humans? GAGGED. divorce on HOLD

queer robots tries eating baby raw, this won’t do

queer robots hand over baby to be cooked by blue queer

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

ENTER ROBOT GODZILLA. BIRD UP

NO TIME FOR FEAST, NO TIME FOR DIVORCE

ROBOT GODZILLA AND BIRD UP ARE THE ONES DIVORCING NOW

brock from pokemon is there.

ANYWAY

COURT ADJOURNED BOTH PARTIES ARE DEAD UH

baby found conscious still waiting to be cooked. chef is found unconscious on way to the kitchen after the court hearing

THE END ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ao3 Version please give kudos 🙏

Real

Are you competitively gay

Yes absolutely

For some reason the versions of this where he gives two salutes is being deleted and replaced with a version with a quick cut to a cheering crowd so I’ll just share it here 🙃

WITNESS

I bare the burden to witness your false idols

I watch you as you burn the world down but not your altars While you have poisoned the hearts of many through faith and fictitious myth

You have desecrated the holy temple and used the lords name in vain You have killed your god and crowned yourself as king

I bare the burden of being a witness

And you chastise me for being a witness and not complying! For being immune to the poison as you try and tarnish my sacred heart!

Will you bare witness to me in the camps?

in the cold?

in the unforgiving winters, lay with me in the fields while officers bark orders?

You are not a god but simply a golden cow

You will never see the pearly gates Not even through the eye of a needle

For I have bore witness to your dogmatic ways and I hope your god is merciful as he welcomes me into his home

And leaves you in the cold

L for you honestly pretty sure the AI is considered very real in the actual media but to each their own ig??

Do you support searchlai

i am mildly concerned