Such A Fan Of Women

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

i had a really fucked up dream omg

I watched everything everywhere all at once on a plane, the girl next to me said it was “too wierd” and I should waste my time.

I am so happy I didn’t listen to her. Tho I admit crying on a school trip on a plane of people I didn’t know all too well was not the most flattering experience.

How has humanity, in its innovative and expanding desire for optimization, still not figured out a way to zest citrus fruits without wasting half of the delicate fibers or flavor within the micro plane/cheese grater.

Is it so selfish of me to simply want more that 70% of the zest which I zested to remain usable, and not stuck to metal implements like plaque? Am I truly in the wrong for desiring lemon, orange, lime, citron, grapefruit, and pomelo zest in ordinance with the law of conservation of matter? Or does the universe continually spite my efforts yet again.

Ketamine + boypussy