I Like Working At Plant Store. Sometimes You Ring Up Someone And There's A Slug On Their Plant And So

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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that was me 2 years ago everyone

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Hello everyone! This is my first post here so I’m still trying to figure out how this works but yea I’m somewhat an artist but otherwise have a good day!✨


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2 years ago

HEY! I wanna make a Fanfic of Medizard and Cakehole Piss, please PLEASE give some me ideas!!!!😫


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2 years ago

That was beautiful 🥲

I’m drawing this

<×>Piss cakeholes x CBS <×>

It was a beautiful day at 2 four.

the birds sang, the sun shone and its rays penetrated the walls and the roof worn by rain and time.

It would be a beautiful day IF IT WASN'T THAT Piss Cakehole had embarrassingly lost a battle with Painis Cupcakes. The carver had not only been defeated by the cannibal soldier, but it was ALMOST the worst day of his life. He was attacked by a sewer doctor, his glasses had been broken in half and a part of the glass, and his favorite WEAPON was missing and no one knew what happened to that blade.

So, raging inside and out, he at least tries to carve wood or something with a dirty knife he grabbed from Demo Samedi's kitchen.

Piss cakehole-ahrrgg... -With fury, he was as always, carving a small piece of firewood making his "Works of art" in small size.

CBS- huh? -He was just passing through, bored with walking, waiting for something to happen, but his curiosity attracted him and he went over to see.

Cbs-hello what are you doing?-

Pee Cakehole- OH! - The idiot had been scared by a simple greeting and question, but upon seeing the black sniper, his anger made him ignore his sight and continue carving while speaking.

Psck: what do you want? Are you going to tell me like THE pancakes Dumbass, that I lost the battle against everyone's favorite cannibal?

Cbs: You haven't even said "HELLO" and you already want me dead?

Pssckh: and when I said that I wanted you dead?- oh right. -A smile appeared on his maniacal face- It's true that I beat you, did you come for that?

Cbs: yes, how did you know? although in reality I only went out out of boredom :b.

Psckh: Ha? Seriously, how interested are you?

Cbs: I don't know whether to take it as a compliment or as an offense, but you're right.

The 2 snipers talked for a long time. The fury that cornered cakehole gradually disappeared, and he looked calmer and calmer, as if he had forgotten that moment of torment where everyone mocked him for his shameful defeat.

But...

something is about to happen.

something that marked the lives of these 2 idiot serial killers and that WAS....

Psckh: Cbs are you okay?-

Cbs: AAAAAHHHHHH -His scream had been heard from the corner of the blue team in 2fourt, he was screaming because the carver had cut off a limb from his entire arm JUST BECAUSE HE WAS CAREFUL IN HIS ART OF CARVING, desperate he began to look for something so that the blood does not go to the ground. Whereas Pisscakehole literally didn't feel or bother about the images it saw.

Psckh: Brutal why do you worry so much? *coughed* just *coughed* it's a... *coughed* short... -Blood spilled and her heart beat to keep alive that body battered by bruises, cuts, self-harm and mistakes made by its owner.

Cbs: CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE DYING?! CAN'T YOU FEEL THE DESPERATE BEATING OF YOUR HEART?!

In a desperate run, she grabbed Cakehole, scooped him up in her arms, and rushed to the nearest hospital. Piss cakehole couldn't see what had happened, for the first time...

Had someone worried about him?...

Was it a dream or was it real? ...

He, while Brutal took him to the hospital, asked himself those questions that would not have an answer until he tried to find it himself.

Barely arriving at the hospital, CBS screamed like it had never screamed, about the patient with blood loss and a missing limb. obviously both the waiting doctors and secretaries, nurses and patients were silent and scared to death as they stared at the 2 biggest serial killers who needed help.

-17:58 P.M-

It had been almost 30 minutes since Cbs arrived at the hospital with Piss cakehole. He was very nervous and tired from everything that had happened, sitting with his arms crossed waiting for the doctor who treated him with incredible courage, his heart almost burst with emotion when he saw the doctor leave the emergency room.

Cbs: DOK!, DOK! -Very scared and tired- ARE YOU OK?-

Dok: Come, you will only know if you find out for yourself -Entering the room with the black Sniper, he saw the carver with a large bandage and stitches on his arm, some bruises had been healed with some bandages and bandages

Doctor- You see, the reason why I was about to die is because... -The words said by that doctor did not surprise Pisscakehole at all, he was sitting at the table in the living room as if he were just another bruise, while he looked annoyed and somewhat blushed at Brutal.

Cbs- AAAAAAAH WITH REASON. It was the Piss fight, right?

Technically, he was going to die from all the bumps and cuts he had. So yes, this is how this drama ended according to the carver and the tragedy according to the sniper edgy.

-06:20 PM-

After a long journey, Cbs was tired from walking, his knees and legs were shaking, while Pisscakehole thought with his head down about everything that had happened, clearly he was somewhat embarrassed and blushed by the actions of the sniper who accompanied him. Looking at the time, it was about to get Brutal and Cakeholes was looking at something from afar. It was a sign of a passing bus, and sensing the opportunity, HE WRAPPED HIS HAND OFF CBS and got into the queue of others, the passengers and driver quickly aware of his presence.

Random- THEY RUN FOR THEIR LIVES! -Exclaimed a person who was in front of the 2 idiots. And so they all left, except the driver who was paralyzed when he saw the Freaks get on as if nothing had happened.

Cbs & Pisscakeholes - Hello :b -I just needed to say that for the driver to be scared, I didn't charge them the tickets and I didn't even tell them where they were going, only their face received them.

Cbs- So… -taking off his glasses- Did you do it for me? When Las Brutal removed the glasses from her face, her yellow eyes mixed with blood red were revealed. it was bright as the dawn, like the beautiful blood that shone when he killed his victims with a sharp sword.

This, accompanied by his typical psychopathic and carefree smile.

Pisscakehole was transfixed and flushed to the brim. I-I... -He took a deep breath- yes.

Cbs- Wait, oh really? -He looks at him surprised again.

-looking out the window trying to ignore the eye contact- yes... I thought you needed a break.

Cbs: ... -He didn't know what to say, beyond his unexpected silence, while the red sniper looked at how the cars, trees and houses moved and passed quickly through the window.

Thoughtful...

his eyes reflected the unknown and mystery of why he did it. He kept doing it until he started to fall asleep.

the feller when he couldn't take it anymore, unexpectedly lay on Brutal's shoulders.

Piss Cakeholes X CBS

stained with the blood of his victims, infecting their blood with his own, dark blood with bright blood was a strange mixture.

The black sniper felt a weight on his shoulder, Cakehole fell asleep on his shoulder. then Cbs just blushed, left him alone to sleep and he also began to fall asleep until he simply couldn't take it anymore and his eyes closed.

To be continue × 》》》

《if you want to follow this game, 40 likes or at least 30. I AM NOT SACRIFICING MY HEALTH AND TIME FOR NOTHING :) 》


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1 month ago

help a trans girl get out of debt?

hey yall me again im on ssi now but its pennies and my partner has a job but needs to pay off a 2000 dollar line of credit. any help is appreciated, i want her to be able to move forward with her life. she doesnt have anything to put up as collateral for debt consolidation unless i add her to my car's title which will also cost money. thank you all for helping us survive, we're in the home stretch now.

$0/2000 ❤️🧡

2 years ago
A Little Something I Drew Since I’m Kinda Getting Tired Of Only Seeing ONE Freak (ahem CPS X CBS) Fortress

A little something I drew since I’m kinda getting tired of only seeing ONE freak (ahem CPS x CBS) fortress ship. Anyways tho I present you even tho they never met…

Cakehole piss and Medizard going on a date.


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2 years ago
Screw Freak Fortress For A Minute, I’m Taking A Break On It So In The Mean Time While I Have Actual

Screw freak fortress for a minute, I’m taking a break on it so In the mean time while I have actual time to do stuff, have my silly little oc Dr. EPSER ✨


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2 years ago

Look for the Gummy Bear album on November 13th‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


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1 year ago

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