It's cool that we got two "how people would react if they encountered a demon" reactions in Helluva boss like how the family in the first Helluva Boss episode "Murder Family" tried to protect themselves and each other by trying to kill I.M.P
And how in the Helluva short 3 "Mission: Weeaboo boo" ,how instead of Emberlynn Pinkle being scared or defensive, she instead starts outwardly simping over Blitz and flirting with him (be it a cringey way) ,do to her being a monster fucker
So he's my theory, sense we got the first human reactions on how a human would react if the saw a demon , but we got three last ones ; that being
▪︎Now all we need is a human that'll try to start actively running and trying to distance himself from I.M.P (all while screaming)
Especially if she/he/they found out they're hear to kill them (sense I.M.P are assassins)
▪︎And another human that thinks they're adorable (because come on ,Blitz Millie Moxxie and Loona's character design is adorable)
▪︎The moment one of them (whether that be Blitz ,Milie, Moxxie, or all of them ) steps into the human world , a human captures them (that's not the D.H.O.R.K.S) than tries to study them, maybe said human takes fascination and/or interest in cryptology and such
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1. The Screaming Runner
Appearance: A young adult with a lean build, messy hair, and glasses that keep slipping down as they run. Dressed in a hoodie and jeans, they look like an average college student caught in the worst situation of their life.
Personality: An anxious, bookish type who tends to overthink everything. They’re hyper-aware and have a tendency to catastrophize, which leads to their panicked, full-blown flight response when they realize they’re being targeted by I.M.P.
Episode Placement: This episode could take place in an urban setting, like a college campus, and be titled “Hell Week”. I.M.P is hired to take out this character by an angry, overworked professor who made a deal with a demon after being pushed too far. The episode could blend fast-paced comedy with dark humor as the chase escalates through campus buildings, lecture halls, and even the college library.
Episode Vibe: A mix of Scooby-Doo-style chase scenes with the classic Helluva Boss dark twist. The student keeps stumbling into hiding spots and accidentally creating obstacles for I.M.P., while Moxxie and Millie banter about how much work this job has become.
2. The Adoring Human
Appearance: A young, trendy fashion designer in their 20s with bright, stylish clothes, bold makeup, and a camera always in hand. Think dyed hair and glasses with colorful frames. If it takes place in Japan, they could be part of the Harajuku fashion scene, adding flair and an artistic touch to their look.
Personality: Outgoing, enthusiastic, and a bit of an airhead. They’re obsessed with anything “Adorable” and can’t help but find Millie, and despite her demonic appearance. They’re not scared of much and find the supernatural fascinating.
Episode Placement: This could be a fun, quirky episode titled “Demons in Tokyo”, where I.M.P is hired by a fashion CEO to take out a fellow employee at a fashion company (do to the CEO having accidentally been pushed out the building window to his death), but their mission goes awry when this fashion designer spots them and becomes obsessed. The designer insists on following them around Tokyo, taking pictures, and trying to get them to pose, much to Blitz’s annoyance.
Episode Vibe: The episode could be full of culture shock moments for I.M.P., who struggle to maintain their usual dark humor and murderous antics in a place as vibrant and bizarre as Tokyo. There would be plenty of comedic moments, with Millie embracing the chaos.
3. The Cryptid Enthusiast
Appearance: A middle-aged man with unkempt hair,dark maroon brown skin (he's black because i need more black cryptozooligist in my life) , an oversized trench coat, and notebooks full of cryptid sketches and notes sticking out of his pockets. He has intense, tired eyes and a wild look that screams “conspiracy theorist.”
Personality: Passionate, obsessive, and a bit unhinged. He’s the type who dedicates his life to finding proof of supernatural beings and refuses to accept defeat. His fascination is borderline fanatic, and he’ll go to great lengths to capture and study anything out of the ordinary.
Episode Placement: This could be part of an episode titled “The Hunter’s Dilemma”, where I.M.P is hired to take out a corrupt politician. However, they’re captured by this cryptid enthusiast who lives in a secluded cabin in the woods. The episode can have Moxxie having a moral crisis about hurting someone so passionate (albeit misguided).
Episode Vibe: The tone could be tense and eerie, balanced with Helluva Boss’s usual sharp humor. This human would bring a mix of comic relief and suspense as he frantically tries to understand I.M.P and documents their every move, all while being completely oblivious to their annoyance and danger.
God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman
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