Oh My Darling, I Will Buy All The Hats

God i wanna draw them so bad

☆ Rondo Across Countless Kalpas ☆

It be like that fr fr

Finally did the skull cavern mission at the cost of my sanity

what, are they afraid a euunch pope would be too powerful? too skilled at schemes? cowards

I think it's one of those "a mute's vow of silence" sort of things. As far as catholic canon is concerned, a man can't be horny unless he's got functioning balls, and it doesn't count as practicing celibacy if you're not even horny to begin with. So therefore, a pope must have fully operational cock and balls, so he can consciously choose to not use them for the intended purpose.

idk I'm not catholic.

sending illi & friends to the Big Dance…!!!

Hey btw, this is how I attach loops on fabric strips for belts, decorative straps, etc. Take a soda can tab, attach it to the loop with jewellery chain links, and then sew them both onto the inside of the fabric before sewing the seam shut.

so my sister's dog is very very wary around new people, barking and circling and hiding behind furniture, and i haven't seen this dog in 3 years since before i transitioned. i.e. i went from futch aunt to bald james flint, so i'm like, ah shit, i'll have to introduce myself to this dog all over again.

so im sitting on the ground very non-threateningly as The Creature is circling with her tail between her legs. and then i remember something the adoption agency told me when i first adopted my blind dog, Loki. they said "talk to him ALL THE TIME!! dogs learn who people are by the way their breath smells! nobody knows that."

so i think. Oh, excellent. and I grab The Creature by the face, pull her toward me, and blow air straight into her nose.

AND IT FUCKING WORKED.

her mouth opened into this big old smile and she immediately started wagging her tail like "oh, it's you! Hi! sorry. something changed, but idk it doesn't matter anymore" and she was an unstoppable cuddle bug aftter that.

anyway psa if you've transitioned and are visiting a dog who you once knew, breathe on their face.

This is so funny

dads trash talk at the egg festival

At their core, these people are bullies. The cruelty is the point.

#ff7 machinabridged quote

George: Alright, which one of us is going to check this room first?  Lockwood: Not it!  Lucy: Not it!  George: Neither one of you are as stupid as you lead on to be

revamped the way i drew sam and sebastian’s piercings

bonus: hidden piercings