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What's your headcanon of how your enemies to lovers ship react to their child asking them how they met?

Would they share a 'and I oop' look and just tell them, "We met at a, uh, a coffee shop honey." "Yup, that's all, the rest is history."

Or would they passively aggressively try to one up each other, rapidly spinning out of control. "We were friends for a really long time—"

"Until they disappeared for years without any contact and only turned up as the leader of our enemies—"

"And so they tried to kill me a couple of hundred times, as you do."

"You did that too!!" "Not nearly as much as you" " Did too!!" "Did not!!"

Or would they just raise chaos children who already know everything and run around in their old costumes and are choosing weather they'll be a hero or villain.

Or would they just sit them down when they're old enough to have the talk but it's just how most of their adopted aunts and uncles and other people that come over for every Sunday barbecue including their parents were criminals/ war criminals.

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Is there a name for what I call the,, really? Them?,, Trope wherein the crusher realises their feelings and is in absolute disbelief over it because... It's them! That really stupid person! The one that always smiles like an idiot and trip on their own feet/ are cold as ice,

Everything is top tier

The 'ha! what a dumb bitch, But I love them' looks, top tier

The, 'youre ugly when you cry' (adoring) chefs kiss

The constant absolute roasts

The pining

THE PININg

"Why are you always hanging around them?" *scowl* "Are you in love with them?"

"oh no no we're just friends. they're not my type."

"Are you fu-king me! How can they not be anyone's type! Look at how awesome they are! And their eyes! Have you seen their eyes! oh my god how can anyone not be in love with them! They're so perfect!!!" *Head explodes in confusion*

"...I guess they're kinda pretty."

"Hah! I knew it!!"

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Hero x villian promt

They laughed, taunting and bitter. “Do you know what it's like wanting something more than you can tell? Anything; freedom, love, safety.” They said, their face looked like something older than age. “ Wanting something so bad that that your whole body whole body is restless down to your fingers and toes. And do you know what it feels to have it be dangling in front of you? Feeling your fingers brush over it before it's pulled away. Everyone's born with something like stars in their chest cavity. I was too. But with enough pressure, all stars can explode, collapse in on itself. And we all know what is left after that.”

Favourite doomed romance of the day is the mortal lover dies tragically and immortal waits centuries for them to be reborn (or both die and are reborn) only for them to already be enemies with solid ground for hating them before they find out it's them.

The absolute emotional destruction is unmatched.

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One of my absolute favourite tropes is when the sarcastic character gives the villian nicknames calling them out on their bullcrap and the villian absolutely loosing his shit being flabbergasted.

The villian being all " I am the master of evil, the carrier of blah blah"

And then sunshine going, are you done emo man??

*the villian visibly loosing his shit*

I will flip the table

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This dynamic has me on a chokehold and I don't want it to stop!

The villain-: *tries to bring eternal pain and suffering on the hero on a bi-weekly basis*

Someone else-: *gets a tiny scratch on hero*

Villain-: *absolutely feral* *ready to smite them* "Only I get to hurt my hero!! How dare you."

aNd, Listen to me. "When I say no one but me gets to hurt you, that includes you. Take care of yourself."

And somehow they still manage to stay oblivious to their own feelings because of dumb bitch reasons, but when the hero is seriously hurt and they feel so intensely protective and do everything to save them before finally being hit with the 'oh shit' moment (after the hero is already dead if the writer is satan's dad)

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Enemies to lovers combat things I will give up my mother's first born for— I'm an only child btw

Swordfight interactions when one of them is gaining and the swords are at the other's shoulder and their faces are too close

ESPECIALLY, if the other flirts or kisses the other to distract them

Any type of flirtation intended as a distraction for that matter

When one gets both swords and pins the other between a wall and them with a sword embedded on either side of them like giant thumb tacks

A Bending way too low to avoid an attack and being caught just as their balance fails them

B pulling A's hand hard after and A is flung at B's chest

Abruptly pushing them back after that cause why not (they were flustered and have no social skills)

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Enemies to lovers where one's heart is beating fast af cause they find the other attractive but when asked they are like "tis' tis is my unbridled rage for them/you!! Dumbass!! This is the sound of bloodthirst bish, totally just the blood kind of thirst hrmph!"

OR

Their heart is beating cause of fear/panic but they'd rather chew their own leg of then admit it so when out of excuses they go, "it's cause... Um, I found you... Hot? Yup that's it. I'm just into ya. Nothing suspicious here haha"

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It is common knowledge that the villain has a crush on the hero. Anytime a ragged looking civilian comes to hero's workplace, the receptionist points them at hero's office without questions. They frequently visit hero to complaint like they're asking to see a war crime's manager.

" Your villain tried to blow up my establishment!!!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME! they are not my villain!"

*angry white women walks towards hero* "oh for god's sake what did they do now!"

"Can you please keep your villain in check." "They're not my *sigh* I'll try. "

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