Fuzzyautumninmetal - Simp

Price??

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

Finally got around to watching Criminal minds season 16 and it was just meh

I mean don't get me wrong I like how the went a different approach with the unsub, spending the whole season to find out who he is

But It just felt bland, the characters didn't feel the same. Garcia just seemed kinda mean, hardly any scenes of Tara and Luke

And Tyler Green?? There wasn't any chemistry between Tyler and Garcia.

What happened to Matt Simmons?? They mentioned him once and that's it??

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

Something something about Housemate!Orc who doesn't understand why ChubbyFem!Reader doesn't like the way she looks. The moment he met you he was drooling like an animal at your curves. What do you mean you're too heavy? Shame, looks like he's going to have to show you how strong he is by fucking you against the wall

Swear to GOD!!!

If they don't let me romance old man Varrick I will actually cry

Where are the good Nikolai x Reader fics at? Why the fuck I haven't seen content about the Russian bear daddy??? He's literally Price's bestie too, just IMAGINE the double trouble 🤤😭

Look at his chest! Look at his hands!!!

I can't even right now he's so fine goddamn

Okay so I have ideas for Gaz, Price and Ghost but I don't know who to write first so imma make a poll

So I'm currently working on something for Ghost, It was only supposed to be something small but I got too carried away

Anyway here's a lil something

"Ma we're here" you shouted as you opened the door. The first person to greet you was your oldest brother, Tobias. He looked at Simon and called out "Ma you said he was tall but damn he's huge." You punched your brother's arm "Tobias. Don't be rude" You scalded him, he quickly rephrased "I don't mean big as in......I mean......damn you are tall. What 6'6?" Simon chuckled at your brother's enthusiastic greeting, amused by his initial impression of his height "6'4 actually." He found it endearing that your siblings were so eager to meet him. 

soap is a milf chaser. period.

i dare y'all to fight me on that.