I Can’t Believe Guillermo And Nandor Are In Love

Omnivore is just bisexuality for things that eat

Headcanon that Guillermo always purposefully walks faster when he’s on those little moving sidewalks at airports because the speed makes him feel just a little closer to being a vampire

Me every time a new song comes on at my first day of work since season 2: oh! It Is Them!

I’m starting to think I need to rewatch Umbrella Academy. How do I know? I’m getting compilations recommended on youtube

Quiet, they said. Gentle, they said. Romantic even.

Always quite disconcerting existing off of tumblr where most of the people I interact with aren’t one inconveniently timed religion-and-love-themed Hozier song away from having a breakdown about two fictional not-men

Assistant Manager Guillermo De La Cruz pictured here in 2009. Currently he is checking out a customer 🏳️‍🌈.

Mentioned that Good Omens 2 came out recently and someone was like “omg yeah I watched the whole thing!”

…how do I say I watched it four times in 2 weeks?

Do I watch Lost or is the ending so bad that it’s not worth it?

Mad I didn’t say this first because…. Yeah pretty much yep

current gender is whatever the fuck taika waititi’s characters have going on