The Krusty Krab Literally Needs Spongebob

Catholic culture is nothing but having gay kids who feel guilty out of nowhere for literally no reason

I think maybe I’ll be like one of those people on Instagram with the spam accounts where they post multiple times a day and by day three of following them you’ve met all their friends and know all about their mommy issues

Assistant Manager Guillermo De La Cruz pictured here in 2009. Currently he is checking out a customer 🏳️‍🌈.

If someone just kissed Izzy ONCE when he does that creep move where he angrily pulls someone close and stares at their lips, I think a demon would fly out of his mouth and the curse would finally be broken.

Finished both ofmd and wwdits within like six days… guess it’s on to Good Omens then…

How does Taika Waititi (and honestly every single person who works on more than one film project, like, ever) have time for all that?? I have to read one (1) book within the span of a month and absolutely lose it

crazy to me that theres ofmd discourse. i thought everyone just saw blackbeard and went AWOOOOGAAA tongue and eyes pop out bc thats what i did like thats what really matters here

Simon is an inherently fruity name. Simon Snow. Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda. Simon from Young Royals.

I overheard a conversation in a coffee shop today, so I just wanted to take this moment to remind everyone who may be struggling with this as we kick off pride month (or at any other time)

You are not selfish for being who you are and doing what makes you happy. Your parents are selfish for expecting you to be the person they want you to be.

Kurtis Conner’s video on goat story was a cultural reset