Big Day For Shoot From The Hip Fans

dan and phil are proof that if you are pure of heart and genuinely love lesbians you can literally beat jesus

You've really got to be an experienced improvisor to feel no shame or hesitation to imitate a nymph sex scene in front of your closest friends and hundreds of strangers

when I saw this I made a sound similar to sam when the others started singing 'it's raining men' at him

context: @you-know-cchio was one of the first sfth blogs I followed so this feels very surreal rn lol

the energy of this art... effervescent

Αrt by Lily Seika Jones

as a non-british sfth watcher, my understanding is they're basically plays written by students/first time writers that are trying to be deep/edgy but usually miss the mark and are instead unintentionally very funny

Sometimes I wonder how many non-British SFTH watchers have a just-off-the-mark perception of what GCSEs actually are thanks to the GCSE drama genre

first recorded instance in history of celebrities being equally parasocial to their fanbase

I still don't understand why some people think that Dan and Phil dislike large swathes of the phandom. They know we're crazy! It's one of the reasons they love us so much! We submitted them to an RPF tournament 114 times and printed out a screenshot of the final poll and sent it in as a fucking preshow question and they reblogged the poll to help us win. They printed us sweatshirts saying legalize catboys and we wore them in public and then, on twitter, we found the normal people who posted about seeing us. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity and in return they gave each other eyebrow slits live on camera because they know we love to see them embrace edgier looks and touch each other. We told them that they raised us and instead of saying "no we didn't who are you" they apologized for being bad parents and sold us a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." They turned Dan into a golden pig; no one even asked for that! In any way! They just did that! For the memes and the Dragon City sponsorship money! Someone made a post nine years ago about Dan and Phil kissing onstage at a combined MCR/FOB/panic concert and we kept passing that post around and referencing it for nine years, and when they realized MCR and FOB were performing together for the first time in more than a decade, they decided to reenact the post and put it on instagram, tumblr, twitter, and tiktok. We said their Sims 4 outfits were ugly, they made an entire apology video. We shipped them together, they said surprise! Our show is the matchmaking event of the century. They named their show tit. THEY NAMED THEIR SHOW TIT. We're crazy. They're crazy. Together, we've created one of the most unhinged fanbases on the internet. We matched each other's phreak and I think there's something pheautiful about that.

omg dads came back with the philk

WHAT DAN AND PHIL TEXT EACH OTHER 5

gonna start saying this on the reg

I want the people who follow me but dont know sfth to know that this is not out of context, that there was no context to this, and Tom just decided to start singing and the others joined it

this has been looping in my head all day

sometimes on the path to what we think we need we find what was really missing all along