Happy Father’s Day To The One And Only Chiron (we Know He’s Pretty Much The Best Father Figure A

Achilles: I'm going to fight Hector.

Odysseus: But you're not armed??

Achilles: I am.

Odysseus: With what?

Achilles: Overconfidence.

if you ever feel weak then just remember that luke got beaten by a blue plastic hair brush, yea the guy who is said to be the best swordsman still lost to an heiress with a plastic hair brush.

Enjoy🙂

AND I'M HERE FOR IT

My problem is that I'm trying to be a fictional character in a non-fictional world

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Jason: The name is Jason Grace

Jason: But you can call me *seductively pulls off glasses*

Jason: Legally blind

Demeter: What are you doing?

Hermes: Helping Hephaestus look for his box of corn flakes that I ate an hour ago.

I like that there is just… A noticeable gap in the gods’ understanding of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for him is “Well, Hermes stole Apollo’s cattle right after birth so that tracks”

But now I have a theory that the gods don’t really understand how mortal children work and that’s why they’re so blasé about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?

Like…

Zeus: what do you mean ‘first word’? Why would they only speak one word?

Artemis: humans can only cry when they’re born

Zeus: nonsense. When you were born you didn’t cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.

Artemis: humans aren’t the same though. They can’t walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.

Zeus: ….that’s not true

Artemis: I’m afraid it is

Zeus, under his breath: what the fuck

Later on…

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the way rr has the very special capability to create a plothole within a span of two pages...but the implications are kind of funny. it’s said that percy had gotten annabeth her red coral pendant from his father’s palace after they’d started dating. percy also says he hasn’t seen poseidon since the end of the titan war at chb. which would mean percy really went all the way to his father’s underwater palace to steal some of his coral and then sped outta there without even saying hi💀. flex tape can’t fix that.

finished reading the caraval trilogy and now i feel empty