Pokemon Purses Released By Maruyoshi

Some of you guys are like, Be Gay Do Crime, but are also like, Shoplifting makes you evil and you’re personally stabbing into people’s paychecks if you steal

mlm is just wlw upside down and wlw is just mlm upside down. idk what this means. i think it means we’re friends

i miss playgrounds, losing baby teeth, hopscotch at grandma’s house, ice cream trucks, playhouse disney, happy meals, windows 98, riding my bike for hours, pool water, summer sleepovers with friends, blockbuster, playing in hose water, pancakes and bacon on a warm sunny morning, watching vhs tapes, sleeping in a car-seat, elementary school book fairs, glowing yellow night lights, stickers from doctor’s appointments, summer vacation excitement, being held, childhood wonder, being immersed in pretend play, daydreaming through church services and trips to the bakery afterwards, my parents being young, having fear of the dark, feeling infinite and safe, coloring outside of the lines, 2003-2006, purity

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

i need to get 6 liters of mountain dew baja blast through an IV in my arm every day or i’ll become violent 

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

Why would aro/ace people and gay/lesbian people fight when we have so much in common?

Not attracted to the “opposite” gender in one way or another

People that claim they could turn us straight with their magic genitals

Getting the idea that we’re going to get married, have sex and/or a romantic relationship with someone that we’re not attracted to, and have 2.5 kids drilled into our heads

“You don’t look lesbian/ace/gay/aro”

Not dressing to attract a mate of the “opposite” gender

Queerplatonic relationships and gay marriage both redefine traditional ideas of love and family

We all have super cool flags

Gender and pronouns are a scam go fucking nuts with your identity and pronouns if you want who the fuck cares

i recognize my mistakes. i will not fix them

i know i missed 4/13 but anyway im planning on starting homestuck

sir that’s my emotional support knife collection