Jan Van Eck: You’re Not Half As Clever As You Think You Are

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Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao

As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

MAGA: You're wrong! And I'mma sit here and call you slurs and threaten your death!

Me: Can you explain with insulting anyone why I'm wrong?

MAGA: *dead fucking silence*

Me: Okay... So I'm right.

Like you can't just keep telling people they are wrong with no evidence to back that up, and if you can't have a single conversation with evidence you may have without insulting me or anyone else the whole time I'm just going to assume that you don't have anything worth saying.

Be nice for once, people might be willing to listen. My DM's are open if you want to nicely talk to me about why you believe I'm wrong with things that aren't just opinion but fact.

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

Coming into work today and my coworkers are celebrating Trump's win, I can't fucking do this

Happy bi visibility day to all my fellow bisexuals and queer people of any kind. We’re here!! 🥳💖

Happiness Will Come To You.