morty would most likely make roblox and minecraft videos.
i'm having dumb little thoughts about rick and morty rn, but i can literally post whatever i want- so, oh well:
i don't mean to throw shade or anything, but i would definitely subscribe to morty's youtube channel and ignore rick's.
you just know that morty's would be entertaining to watch. he'd be trying to do what other people on youtube do- vlogging, comedy skits, pranks (on rick ofc), gaming (i just know he would be the cutest lil let's player ever). he'd be awkward, the pacing would be weird, and the jokes wouldn't land- but that'd be why it worked. i like to think he'd be nervous that rick would get angry if he caught him filming him, but he's ALWAYS with rick, so he'd just be like... shakily sneaking a few frames of rick here and there. hiding the camera in his lap to get shots of them in the ship.
"h-hi and welcome back to my channel! this is my- my day on zorpatheon 9!" *loud ass royalty free music plays over his little intro* (he has 4 subscribers)
rick's would be one of those channels that's like "watch me build this robot on 3x with no music or voiceover" or "fine... i'm going to teach you how to recalibrate a lavatic reactor core, but i WILL be insulting your intelligence for even looking up a tutorial in the first place." he'd probably have morty off to the side holding all of his shit or showing each tool to the camera like a beauty guru, but when morty tries to quip a joke, he'd get so annoyed.
goddd. i love summer so much i love her voice i truly envy spencer grammers cute af voice. anyways summer is like the funniest fucking character in the show to me… later chodes and lets lick tits (i know rick said that first but like. its so cute they all steal phrases from each other) are my favorites. i was like, not as sarcastic and quick witted as she is when i was 17 but shes the most relatable character of all to me. she has to be a leo or something (i wish creators were bigger on canon birthdays it’s just fun to have that info) whats your fav sum sum moment :3 :3 :3
I was trying to pirate Chainsaw Man but every new tab I opened was just another Rick and Morty.
something i've been wondering about recently is if jake and jermane age differently? like if jermane is still alive cause he ages at a different rate than jake. It would make since if they did since they aren't the same species technically.
if the math im doing is correct, rick sanchez is in his 50's.
with what was said in the show summer is 17 and beth had her at 17, meaning beth is 34. from what we see in rick's backstory, him and diane look like their in their 20s, meaning rick is most likely 56 (beth is toddler age in the flashback and since she's walking i can guess she's around 2). so my final conclution is morty is 14, summer is 17, jerry is in the range of 33-35, beth is 34, and rick is somewhere in his 50s.
just finished the first two episodes of fionna and cake and can i just say the way they wrote finn in relation to simon is so. its so sad. finn spent so long in the series not being able to connect with anyone because he knew he was the only human. and even though simon is back to normal he doesnt know how to relate to finn or any of the other humans that have had to survive in the world like this. its just such bitter irony
and finn really did try n connect with him too. but before finn is human he’s also basically been raised to be a warrior all his life and doesnt know much else. u can also see hes also still kinda grieving the loss of jake?? bcs hes really desperate for companionship even with people who are disinterested in questing with him. its so fucking sad bro
FINN!!!! FIIIIIIINN!!!!! YOU ARE BEING EMOTIONALLY EVASIVE FINN!!!!! FIIIIIIIIINN!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT MARTIN USED TO DO!!!! FINN!!!!!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BE LIKE HIM!!!!!! FIIIIIIIIIINN!!!!!
I JUST FUCKING REALIZED IF RICK DECIDED TO STARTS USING THE ROBOT IN THE LAST EPISODE, THEN THAT MEANS THAT HE STILL WILLINGLY WENT TO THERAPY IN ANALYSE PISS
simon post ice king <3
id like to think im smart but i just like to say smart sounding words in long sentences
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