The Bat Family Is Split Between Dog People And Cat People And I Refuse To Elaborate
The bat family is split between Dog people and cat people and I refuse to elaborate
That’s a lie I love elaborating
Bruce:…cat person for obvious reasons I mean come on he’s had a will they won’t they with Selina Kyle for like 50 years atp
Dick: Dog person listen Dick likes cats but Dick is the one who sits on concerning thin ledges and moves like he has no bones cats he and cats are too similar. + dogs are more excitable, energetic and affectionate and after dealing with Bruce Wayne for damn near 2 decades you become allergic to any form of open communication and one must try to acclimate (like that girl on TikTok with the carrot allergy)
Jason: wants to be a dog person Is a cat person. He was always a cat person and but he lies and says he used to like dogs until he got blown up (he will not elaborate on what a dog or cat preference has to do with this he just likes bringing it up) he can barley keep his team from being arrested he is not bringing a dog along with him anywhere. He also just…isn’t their biggest fan like he’ll warm up to 1 dog and love em but doesn’t mean he likes all dogs
Tim: dog person. They’re useful, friendly and cute (they can be used to track peoples scents and he’s a professional stalker)
Damian: Damian Georg is an outlier and should not be counted
Steph: Cats because she got bit by a guard dog as a kid and now is a little more weary. Also she likes to have a cat napping on her lap when she does any sort of work bc then she’s stuck there and has to do the work bc she can’t wake up the cat. Also if Steph had a pet it would be a cat who looks eerily similar to her and I will not elaborate (for real this time)
Duke: Dog person, he seems like the type of dude to have 5 identical looking dogs and take them out on walks sequentially so that everyone thinks he’s been walking the same dog for 5 hours. Idk Duke started a cult he likes chaos, cat people don’t put effort into making peoples lives hell bc they don’t put effort into anything (except revenge)
Brought to you by I’m homesick at Uni and I can’t bring my cats and dogs over bc my building doesn’t allow it.
Baby pictures of the now adult cats enjoy
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Dick and the fab 5s most recent texts 2 each other and their names for each other (this is canon in my heart)
Dick & Don
Light of my life: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Soul Sister: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Light of my life: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Soul Sister: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Light of my life: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Soul Sister: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Dick & Roy
Reckless idiot ❤️: what are you doing rn
Reckless idiot 💙: dw about it
Reckless idiot ❤️: don’t make me come over there
Reckless idiot 💙: nah fr don’t worry about
Reckless idiot ❤️: I am worrying
Reckless idiot 💙: not your job
Reckless idiot❤️: 100% my job what. are. you. doing
Reckless idiot 💙 is offline
Reckless idiot ❤️: okay can’t tell if this is a work or personal crisis so I’ll bring both duffels or you can hop back on here and tell me wtf is up.
Reckless idiot ❤️: both it is
Dick and Wally:
Hubby: kids birthday is tomorrow
Been there done that: yeah I remember dw I ordered catering to your place
Hubby: marry me
Been there done that: ask your wife
Hubby: she said yes see you in Vegas next Friday
Been there done that: can’t, busy next Friday, Monday?
Hubby: got a little leagues game to watch
Been there done that: hmm next time our schedules r free
Hubby: so never :(
Been there done that: 💔💔💔💔
Dick & Garth
Boy Wonderful: hey are we seeing you tonight?
My common sense: wouldn’t miss it dw
Boy Wonderful: if I have kids and you only show up to birthdays I’d hunt you down
My common sense: if you had kids we’d reform the titans and keep them locked up with you and us forever so we didn’t have to deal with ur dad to see our baby
Boy wonderful: our baby ?
My common sense: the Titans would commandeer the baby, ours now
Boy wonderful: I have a baby = communist uprising got it
One of the stuff I hate about reading Batman comics is that artists will drawing shit like this:
And swear to me that these are the waynes
I hate not liking a female character bc if I sit here and say I think one of the batboys is completely cringe there will be a group of people who viscerally hate this man for valid reasons and I can stew in my bitterness
But if say I hate a female character it’s annoying bc everyone else who hates said female character hates all female characters and rants about how women are too involved in the fandom
Like no I just don’t like her character
“But would you like her if she was a guy”
No actually she has a male version of herself and I hate that fucker too
Dick looking for Jason
Dick: Jason?
Dick: Jay?
Jason: *Sitting in the corner of a dark room*
Dick: Ok.
Oh look it’s Robin!Dick
He has a grenade launcher peaking out behind him
Bc he’s too short to fully cover it
No one has noticed the launcher bc he’s so small and cute look at him and his little boots.
Same aesthetic as starfire but with the Nightwing color palette
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I am suddenly hyperfixating on Harry Potter? This was an unforeseen and unpleasant experience
tim drake would beat your ass if he heard what you all say about dick grayson
I love how severely Jason refuses to differentiate between Bruce and Batman while also refusing to acknowledge that Nightwing and Dick Grayson are the same dude
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