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BTS members as dumb stuff my classmates have said (100% real)

taehyung: oh no 2019 is already here? I haven’t even started my resolutions from 2016!

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yoongi: stay ready so you don’t have to get ready

jungkook: you’d still have to get ready to stay ready though

yoongi: no, because you’re staying ready

jungkook: how you gon stay ready if you hadn’t gotten ready at some point??

yoongi: BECAUSE YOU ALREADY STAYING READY!!1!1

jungkook: BUT YOU GOTTA GET READY TO STAY READY

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jimin, coming back inside from outside sweating:

namjoon: wow you’re hot

jimin: thanks

namjoon: no that’s not what i-

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jin: if people from Florida are Floridians, and people from Orlando are Orlandians, what are people from Tampa called?

hoseok: i dont wanna know

jin: tAMPONS [windsheild wipers turn on]

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lesson: in a small paragraph, explain what can cause stress.

jungkook:

jungkook: too much stress causes stress

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hoseok, telling a riddle: i start off dry but come out wet. i go in light but come out heavy. what am i?

jimin: a tampon

hoseok: it’s actually a teabag but that’s a really good answer

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taehyung: math is my favorite subject!

also taehyung: *gets F’s in math for three consecutive days*

yoongi: i thought you said math was your favorite subject

taehyung: i said it was my favorite, not my easiest

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jungkook: in the silence you can hear the secret

rest of bts:

jungkook:

rest of bts:

jungkook:

jungkook: *lets out mother of all farts*

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jungkook: *gets a 33.1% on a quiz*

namjoon: boy how you got a whole H on a quiz??

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jimin: boi look at you!! stalkin that girl looking like a mumbo dumbo four chins lookin head

jin: man shut up you had a whole dream about marrying shrek and you liked it

jimin:

jimin: *raises hand* I’D LIKE TO REPORT A BULLY TO THE PRINCIPAL

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jungkook: wow that’s a pretty bad grade you got there

hoseok: and that’s a pretty bad face you got there but do i comment?

his brilliant, gorgeous smile ♡

he’s the most adorable, we can’t even deny this ♡

i’m not crying

his hyungs: *feels a slightest bit amount of insecurity about themselves* jungkook: well wait a minute!!!!

Do you all ever just see a picture of Jungkook but cannot physically process how a human being is that attractive. I cannot comprehend that someone is out there living their life looking like that.

Jimin: I love you hyung Suga: Go away, you’re scaring me (x)

V for virtuous I for intelligent R for responsible G for generous O for optimistic  - happy birthday(s) to the virgo boys!

my soul gave up and ascended