SELF FIST BUMP

people calling Loki “Friggason” and they/them makes me soft......

Idk if this is just me, but I just CAN’T seem to find Mcu Peter Parker romantically/sexually attractive??????? (not really the others either, but I haven’t seen the other 5 Spidey movies so I can’t exactly say) Like, how do y’all do it?????? He’s technically 4 years older than me but we’ll be the same age when he would/will come back from the snap. {is sad in ‘05 child}

I just have the BIGGEST squish on him???????? Like it infuriates me that he’s fictional because we would have gotten along so well if he wasn’t????????? Just me??????? Oki

Me: oh it’s trans visibility day today. nice

Also me a few hours later: *orders under my deadname at Starbucks*

Flashback to when my aroace friend texted this to me:

I was in a relationship as of a week before he said this so that made it weirder

Loki, who is definitely aro-spec: *sweating*

When you come out as aro/ace and have to include an explanatory lecture, legal disclaimer, and proof of humanity.

They are dating

Idk about Crocki, but I was on a live watch party last night and the chat noticed that the castle thing at the end is dr dooms mansion or something, and that Thor in the jar is Throg (Thor as a frog)

Hope this helps!

🚨LOKI SPOILERS🚨

Just finished episode 5 of Loki… wow… just.

IT WAS AMAZINGGGG

But it still left me questions:

1. How did kid Loki end up killing Thor?

2. Who tf is behind TVA?

3. Why does their mansion look like it’s from 17th century?

4. Why are both Sylki and Lokius ships so amazing?

6. Why was Thor in a little jar? ⬇️

7. Why was Mobius in Lokis’ whatever-that-universe/time-is-called?

8. What were those bird-like blue thingies?

9. Why was there a ship USS Eldridge? I googled it expecting it to be some sort of db cooper-like situation but there was nothing weird

10. Was Crocki lying about being Loki? And if so, why?

That’s it. If anyone has any theories, please reblog or comment and tell me

You know that feeling in a relationship when you skip first base altogether?

………..no? ………just me? ………….oki

So far this week I’ve had an hour and 20 minute phone conversation with one of my friends and an almost 40 minute in person conversation with another. The last one made me like an hour late getting home from school today. I mean, sure, they were decent conversations about dumb stuff, as one does. But if this is what having a social life is like, I want no part in it.

Guys, I think I came up with a new term (unless of course it’s already been invented):

Zombie Name:

When you continue to use your deadname because you haven’t decided on a new one yet. You also never correct anyone who uses it while referring to you, because there’s no correction to give.