I KEEP SEEING THIS POST ON PINTEREST. I HAVE FOUND IT.

This is a disappointment, but yet again this is most queer people’s lives so I’m not that upset but I’m upset

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

Hell yeah! Gay pda is much more avoided than straight pda. It would have been 10 times more effective!!!

Well "What If...?" the events of Winter Soldier still happen with Captain Carter ...

They are dating

Update: guess who has returned to the realm of the single 👍🥲✌️

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

Flashback to when my aroace friend texted this to me:

I was in a relationship as of a week before he said this so that made it weirder

I’m literally scared of this bitch like WHAT IS SHE??????? HOW DO YALL LIKE HER?????? SHES LITERALLY A 2D ANIMATED CLOCK BUT SHE CAN ALSO LOOK LIKE A PROJECTION WITHOUT THERE BEING A PROJECTOR AND MAKE NOISE WITH HER FEET?????? IS SHE A DEMON?????? A VARIANT THAT WAS SO ANNOYING THAT LIKE RENSLAYER TURNED HER INTO A FUCKING CLOCK TO GET HER TO SHUT UP?????? LIKE WHERE DID SHE COME FROM??????? WHAT IS SHE??????? IS SHE GOING TO KILL RENSLAYER AND TAKE OVER THE TVA??? IS THAT HER PLAN???????

im just really terrified of her like how are y’all vibing with her and like ooo she’s so cute like wtf no she’s not she has MURDER IN HER EYES

So far this week I’ve had an hour and 20 minute phone conversation with one of my friends and an almost 40 minute in person conversation with another. The last one made me like an hour late getting home from school today. I mean, sure, they were decent conversations about dumb stuff, as one does. But if this is what having a social life is like, I want no part in it.

Seeing as the whole fandom is torn between shipping Sylvie and Loki and not because selfcxst, yet we don’t have a ship name……

Ladies, Gentleman and everyone in between, I raise you:

✨Sylki✨

You know that feeling in a relationship when you skip first base altogether?

………..no? ………just me? ………….oki

Ok, so I’ve seen a lot of people on here expressing their opinions on episode 4 of “Loki” (yes I feel the need to specify which show idk), some of which I agree with. But guys, this is just a thought but hear me out:

Loki and Sylvie are

✨platonic soulmates✨

Loki never said he was romantically attracted to Sylvie; it was Mobius who came to that conclusion, causing Loki to think about it more and possibly misinterpret it as romantic.

Also:

We don’t know what Loki was going to say to Sylvie before he was pruned

There wasn’t even the beginning of a possible sentence, he just said “this is very new to me, um” and RENSLAYER INTERRUPTED (like I know she wanted to talk to Sylvie alone but DAM give the dude a minute geez)

And seeing as Loki has never experienced this before, he doesn’t know the words to describe this feeling. He probably thinks it’s romantic because he knows it’s stronger than platonic, but isn’t aware of what’s in between.

A soulmate is defined as a best friend but more. The person who knows you better than anyone else and makes you a better you. After making that connection on the train on Lamentis-1, they found their soulmate in each other. And because Loki was never supposed to have a soulmate in the Sacred Timeline, or any love interest, for the matter, THATS what caused their nexus event: two Loki variants relating to each other in such a way that could wreak havoc and break reality, because their meeting was a cosmic mistake, and the relationship that grew between them was a cosmic mistake.

This is why it had to happen;

So they could use this bond they share, that was never supposed to even be a possibility, to create a new kind of nexus event and put an end to the TVA once and for all.

Sorry this was extremely long, I just felt like ranting about this. Hopefully this makes enough sense that the Sylki shippers can accept it as a more likely thing than romantic love between them, the Sylki Antis can acknowledge that a connection greater than friendship is present, and those who have no opinion on the matter can find words to use for what their relationship is while also appealing to the shippers and non-shippers alike.

Feel free to reblog or put this on Pinterest or whatever you want to do to spread this across the internet to the rest of the fandom :)