Alright. Fuck It. I’m Writing A Fic Where Alice And Masquerade Become Separate Identities After BBB

“He’s some kind of twisted cat-boy-thingy.”

“MY NAME IS JOHANNES!!”

“I like cat-boy-thingy better.”

These lines broke my brain

Incorrect beyblade quotes of stuff my friends have said (or texted)

Ginka: “Dude bro lets yeet this yeast”

Masamune: “I like big pepe”

Tsubasa: “I swear to god, if you don’t shut up, I will tie the long hairs on your head to the short hairs in your ass and roll you downhill like a snowball”

Yu: “IT AINT THE DOWNWARD DOG ITS SPIRALING DOWN TO HELL”

Madoka: “you even sit like an anime girl”

Benkei: “Excuse me miss, you dropped your coochie”

Kyoya: *VERY loudly* “B L A D D E R”

Kenta: “No, I didn’t leave you at the corner store at lunch with that guy to set you up, I just didn’t wanna eat another sandwich at the fucking corner store.”

Toby: “I’m gonna have a fucking seizure”

Zeo: “Just tell that guy to stick his d!ck in a meat grinder or somethin, I dunno”

Dashan: “I’m gonna yell at him tomorrow”

Chao Xin: (in a public mall about our empty-handed friend) “[FRIEND’s NAME] PUT THE GUN AWAY”

Chi Yun: “just in case someone offended rubber ducks like that”

Mei Mei: “i am a B U I L D I N G”

Julian: “I am literally the biggest asshole ever”

Sophie: “I want fries”

Wales: “I cursed at our gym teacher and I don’t regret it”

Klaus: “STRONG BOI”

Hyoma: “that does not sound natural”

Hoikuto: “I’m so done being a person.”

What’s the fandom like for Beyblade on Wattpad? Like, is it active? Do people still read stories on there? Because the stories aren’t good and I would like to make a contribution. I know that on AO3, my story didn’t get that much traction but people still liked it. And I wouldn’t mind publishing over on Wattpad as well. I just don’t want to waste my time.

Guys. Do you think that Masquerade cared for Alice and vice versa? Because he probably knew she existed before that final battle, right? Like, he was aware of her being alive. Or did he just fall asleep and sometimes wake up as Alice? Because didn’t he use Alice to track the brawlers?

I don’t know where I’m going with this…

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

This is so bad and boring

Read the PPG script

Okay, so we start off with the PPG, now teenagers, who are all sleep-deprived or hungover or gay and cheating on their girlfriends. You can put some of this on Utonium, who is borderline abusive in this, but still–they’re pretty shitty.

There’s this three-way battle between Mojo, the PPG, and a giant monster–I guess Mojo is attacking both them and the monster, but it’s kinda unclear–point is, this weird ‘disgruntled lab partner’ version of Mojo dies because of the PPG’s negligence. 

That… kinda seems legitimate, seeing as they accidentally killed someone over their own (and Professor ‘Drake’s’) issues.

Guess how that turns out?

Man, what IS IT with modern Hollywood and writing their female characters as committing heinous crimes, then insisting that any criticism of them is rooted in sexism? Like, geez, projection much?

The script even makes the Professor a scapegoat for the PPG’s character flaws and they still can’t take enough responsibility to admit they screwed up. It’s kinda pathetic. They killed Mojo Jojo just so the PPG could have wangst.

No, cause honestly... now I wanna write this

After watching episode 39 and talking it over with a friend, I think it would be neat if Alice knew she was Masquerade the entire time yet kept it up out of spite for the brawlers never letting her in on much. Just a thought

Okay so thanks to the time-jump Cassie Lang, who already expressed the desire to become her dad’s partner in crime-fighting, is now the exact same age as Peter Parker, Shuri and Harley Keener, whom they went out of their way to show at Tony’s funeral despite him only having been in one movie so far.

So if this isn’t teasing a potential MCU Young Avengers line-up where Harley becomes Iron Lad and Cassie becomes Stinger, then honestly what was even the point.

My Take on the New Norisu Nine

Randy - Red Ninja of the Tengu

Howard - Orange Ninja of the Furi

Theresa - Pink Ninja of the Kitsune

Debbie - Indigo Ninja of the Ryujin

Rachel - Yellow Ninja of the Komainu

Julian - Violet Ninja of the Tsuchigumo

Flute Girl - Blue Ninja of the Kirin

Bucky - White Ninja of the Kamaitachi

Morgan - Black Ninja of the Nekomata

I want to show some love for phastos BC HE HELD IT MF DOWN that man lost hope but regained it again and is truly one of the coolest characters and one of the smartest and I love to fucking see it I hope to see more of his family in the future films bc he was one of my favorites his small character arc was so meaningful and Chloe zhao did amazing with his characterization love that for him.