First Rule Of Life: Always Keep Em Guessing Second Rule Of Life: Hehe My Lil Paaawss My Funny Little

Bro I need this cut so bad

Yes these are two different cuts but I can’t find EXACTLY what I want so

Being mad when someone under 18 interacts with your content, when they have been following you since you were 16 years old, as a freshly 18 year old, is fucking strange behavior. Like sucks that your boundary is being ignored but your bf is 17 so L I guess

The ocean is my therapy I’m ngl. Like there’s something so nice about feeling the water in my paws and stuffs

I remember this holy fuck-

in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

This is still my favorite legacy post off this hellfire ass app

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

“When you sit there, acting like you know me, acting like you only brought me here to get below me.” Is such a banger lyric and I CAN believe it came from my goat vessel Marie token

How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

My straight conservative vaugely homophobic stepmom v my explaination of alternative diy culture in relation to queerness and flagging. She got so confused she had to go look around target and come back??

Paddington bear, my indigenous icon

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to