I Don't Have Anyone To Talk About This

I love my gf so much but if someone were to make me banana bread rn I’d marry them im ngl

Moots I’m sorry I stalk your posts like we’re friends or something I just am strange and you guys post a lot. Mostly Kade and riv. It’s so fucking late I’m sorry I forgot ur name secret sauce moot

Being an involuntary age regressor weird as heck because why am I crying over being left alone off call when this is the established valid reason. What the flip :(

I need help finding a fic! It was bob x reader, less than 5k I think maybe 1-3k, miscommunication trope and reader thinks he’s pulled away but he doesn’t actually? Him and Yelena cuddle and reader starts crying I think that’s as far as I got.

Anne (specifically awae!Anne) is so autism coded. She’s so me. Watching season one rn and she’s so me

My favorite thing about this is that all of these insults are things I can only describe as “something papa said on the phone once right before nonna found out he had tattoos” and 100% google translated

i like it when italian italians get mad at italian americans for calling themselves italian

The third post brings me such joy

Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.

I’m sorry to all of my followers you all decided to follow a 15 year old “girl” who treats tumblr like his journal. They have a fucking journal btw she just never uses it. She complains about dumb shit and grew up on Pinterest watching tumblr happen via screenshot.

“I have a cock- shit I meant I have a Glock- WRONG CLASS I WILL PASS YOUR GUARD” I love being in a class w 12 year old boys they’re idiots

Watcher media admin how I love and appreciate you

for everyone on here who isn’t over on the hell site