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Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper AU but make it Twinyards

two pictures of racoons that scream elio

the first one is elio attempting to fake drive the maserati without it moving just turning the wheel while andrew and neil smoke outside the find it slightly amusing

the second one ahh where to begin umm soz if any of you cry on what I'm gonna type ig

elio after neil left for the nest waiting by the door or just being under Neil's bed until obviously going to new York (the pattern stays the same he stays hidden) upon getting back elio dives to hid under Neil's bed again not making a noise just waiting for neil to come back and maybe having the horrifying thought that he's going to be abandoned

I really just wanna iterate that it says so much that everyone just voted for yes with no context like this fandom is there like oh stabbing hell yeah

ok don't think about it just vote

keeping it appropriately vague to not spoil anything, it is aftg related, so just roll with it :]

alright I see you all, thank you all for voting

so a kit amoung foxes has won the vote for elios fic name I should also clarify with how it's gonna be written if it's chapter and than a number eg chapter 4 it is Neil's pov, if it is a title eg sneaking a racoon into the car than it is elios pov, the story will be more from elios pov than Neil's so like while Neil is at evermore there will be about 2 or 3 elio pov chapters

alright guys some options for the unnamed aftg fic starring my sweet baby boy elio josten

yes I did Google some stuff so baby racoons are called kits and yes baby foxes can be called kits to they are more often referred as cubs so keep that in mind

also very funfact about elio is that because he was born and raised on the run he doesn't have a concept of gender (yes is this also a funfact because onke of the drawings/ sketches I have planned is him in a dress yes it it cuz fuck gender norms)

A Foxhole Timeline

I’m a sucker for “remember aftg is set on the 2000s” and I don’t think I ever realized the things that were happening at the same time on the backstories:

1998: Mary runs away with Neil (10). Renee (15) is arrested

November/December 1999: The twins (13) find out about each other. Tilda begins hitting Aaron

Late 1999 - early 2000: Allison (14) is hospitalized for bulimia 

March 2000: Andrew is sent to juvie

May 2000: Aaron and Tilda move to Columbia

Summer 2000: Nicky (17) goes to Germany. Neil (12) moves from Germany to Switzerland

2001: Luther finds out about Andrew, six months later (late 2001- early 2002) the twins(~15) meet

Spring/Summer 2003: Andrew (16) leaves juvie and moves in with Aaron and Tilda

Summer/Fall 2003: Tilda dies five months after Andrew moves in and Nicky (20) goes back to Columbia to be with the twins. Dan (18), Renee (20) and Allison’s (17-18) first season. Neil (15) is in Canada

Early 2004: Nicky (20-21) is attacked and Andrew (17) is put on medication

Summer 2004: Matt’s (17-18) and Kevin’s (18) first season

Fall/Winter 2004: Kevin offers a spot at the Ravens to Andrew

Winter 2004 - early 2005: Wymack offers a spot with the Foxes to the cousins (18 and 21)

Summer 2005: The cousin’s first season (18 and 22). Mary dies and Neil (17/18) moves to Millport

December 2005: Kevin (19) gets his hand broken

Circa April 2006: Neil (18/19) signs with the Foxes

a feral trash panda racoon drowned rat thing that doesn't function as a being

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

Yk how Allison's middle name is Jamaica? Yeah so imagine one long lost cousin that misses her comes to watch a game. Andrew is, per usual, uninterested. At least until that boy — he's tall, lanky, younger than them, comes running down the stands after they win, waving his hands and grinning.

"AJ! You won! That was fucking amazing!"

And, oh. Oh. Suddenly, he can't breathe.

Neil is there in a second, so is Kevin. He can't breathe.

PREACH BAMBAM

like I can get how the line can get taken out of context but like it was the 2000s from what I remember from cousins I've had tell me it wasn't all that great for lgbtq+ people, plus what Kevin said does make sense from the state of it being a sport team and a college 1 thingy at that as well as the fact that they'd be in the public eye and under scrutiny for things like ik we don't fully know how the exy fans reacted to Neil going for riko but like we can just tell that from what the raven fans did kost likely no one liked him.

and like "it's easier to remain heterosexual" the whole wording of that is like to me he doesn't care what you do with other people about your personal relationships however going I the public eye it would be easy to play off being straight like going with paparazzi today they are invasive with what they do to people in the public eye like imagine the backlash from homophobic people if they find out one of their favourite footballers/soccer players are gay it wouldn't go down well, so Kevin was being very caring on suggesting it he wasn't demanding that neil remain straight Kevin couldn't really care less about Neil's swing situation he wasn't really raised to care relationships anyway If I remember correctly so yeah.

Kevin was being a good teammate and giving a suggestion that he believes/believed (irk if it changed) would help neil in the long run plus he says this like before finding out who neil is (if I recall correctly) so he was saying it while also having hopes that neil would go pro

biggest pet peeve rn is people taking "it's easier to remain heterosexual" entirely out of context. no, Kevin was not on his high horse about the fact that he's straight. no, he was not telling Neil that being gay is wrong. i am holding you so gently by the shoulders.

"you know better than anyone how prejudiced people can be" (to nicky) literally said not 2 seconds after the first line

he's just looking out for him cuz he knows that his career is gonna be that much harder if he dates a man like i don't-

so the new aftg oc is Neil's younger sibling they were about 2 years old when Mary took neil and them on the run (I say about 2 because neil was 10 when he and his mom went on the run in 98 and the unnamed oc (finding names is so fucking hard) was born somewhere between 96 and 97 so yeah, so as of the start of tfc the oc would be about 9-10 and then in tkm would be about 10-11 if that makes sense to people (I'm legit reading on timelines so that this makes sense from a fic point of view and like Mary died at 38 putting neil at 17 and the oc at like 8-9 depending on what month I have this kid born, I do have a drawing already done using a base/reference from mellon_soup so I will post that after I find a name for this kid, if you lot wanna give name recs you can

that's an amazing prompt, like the switcheroo, now I really wanna know about your au of it like who are the other characters gonna be.

I'd pay so much to read this

Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper AU but make it Twinyards