Bnha Rant #5

Monodeku art to makeup for the last really bad monodeku edit I posted

What are some monodeku headcanons you have and want to share?

omg..love this ask <3

I've said it before but I'll always hc that they have matching nails always! Usually in the color of the others hair but sometimes they go with pink and black or yellow and purple :)

Monoma is terrified of bugs and midoriya is the type to put them outside

When they become pros and move in together they get a cat :(<3 his name is paper towel

Midoriya has an irregular heart beat so monoma likes to lay his head on his chest and listen to it

The two of them like to do yoga together<3

Midoriya gets an average 3 hours of sleep a night unless he's in the general vicinity of Monoma. Then he gets the normal 8 hours or more.

Midoriya likes to braid Eri's hair and sometimes Monoma will ask to have his hair braided too. Eri usually puts hair clips in Monomas hair while Midoriya braids it.

Every two weeks Monoma and Midoriya take Eri to the zoo (with Aizawas supervision)

Monoma writes long letters because he's not good at verbally expressing how he feels while Midoriya will just lay his head on Monomas shoulder and rant for hours about how pretty he finds Monoma.

My two favs

please consider Midoriya and Monoma at a haunted house.

Monoma isn't actually that scared, he's never been easily scared. But. He chooses to be scared so he can grip Midoriya's bicep. Midoriya is very muscular, and Monoma will take any chance he can get to feel him up.

Midoriya on the other hand is scared shitless. This boy, who strikes fear into villains with just a look, is screaming at footsteps. Midoriya is also the type to punch the actors and its terrible.

He would accidentally punch someone and then immediately start apologizing and crying. Monoma is trying as hard as he can to stifle his laughter, but he just can't.

"This isn't funny Neito! I could have seriously hurt them!" The employee is still in pain on the floor, they're fine of course, but they're going to have a bruise.

At this one haunted house, the two of them had lanterns that flicker on and off and can be turned off by the actors. One of the actors had turned it off, Midoriya screams "Don't turn it off you dick!" and the actor walked up, set their hand on Monoma's shoulder and goes,

"Yeah jerk, don't turn it off". Midoriya screamed like Wild e coyote.

Another hc I have is that when they're getting chased by the actors Midoriya is one of those people who jump onto tables or hides away in small places to get away from them. This results in him losing both the actor and Monoma more than once.

Monoma, the little shithead, uses this as an opportunity to scare Midoriya more. He walks around dragging his hands along walls and ominously saying Midoriya's name until he finds him. Monoma has been punched for this.

Monoma also loves to antagonize the actors (please don't be a dick to haunted house actors btw). The actors say something, and Monoma would just respond like it's a normal conversation.

Midoriya got so scared he once ran through a wall. It was major leagues cartoony, with such a clean, very Midoriya-shaped hole in the wall.

Monoma: I'm kind of crushing on someone but I'm worried about telling you who it is because I don't think you'll like it…

Shinsou: Just rip the bandage off.

Monoma: It's Midoriya.

Shinsou: Put the bandage back on.

Monodeku villain au but it's monoma as a villain who's actually just a guy who happens to be friends with a bunch of bad people

Like monoma actually hasn't partaken in anything he is just nearby and hangs out with villains (yeah that's illegal whatevez)

But because midoriya is a hero student they run into each other a lot.

I see this au taking place like 2nd or 3rd year so midoriya has his hero license and can like do stuff without needed a teacher nearby

So he goes on patrol and monomas villain friends are like "oh my GOD there's hero boy you're in love with" and monoma freaks out and is like "I'm not IN LOVE with him...does my hair look okay?"

And one day midoriya is busting a drug deal of some of monomas friends and he's trying (and failing) to casually lean on the wall and is like "sup hot stuff...come here often?" And midoriya is like "what the fuck"

He then detains monoma but monoma is set free later cause like he really didn't do anythingggg

And midoriya sees monoma again and is like "dude??"

Midoriya goes to Twitter to vent about his strange reoccurring non-villain villain and it becomes a thing that people are SOOO supportive of monoma and his now very obvious flirting with midoriya

Because everytime they see each other monoma says some shitty pickup line or tries to hit on midoriya and midoriya goes home to tweet about it because he's oblivious

UNTILL ochaco is like "midoriya. Hes flirting" and midoriya is like "OH MY GOD."

And then he begins to flirt back but nothing really happens untilll monoma actually ends up carrying drugs for a friend and midoriya detains him again and is like "we have to stop meeting like this" and gives monoma a paper with his number a place and date on it

BAM they're dating

Kirishima: For homework I've got to make one of those diagrams that use circles Tokoyami: Venn Kirishima: Not sure, I'll probably do it after dinner Tokoyami: No. Venn diagram Kirishima: I just told you when I'm making it