Shout Out To “gross” Disabled People.

Before, during, and after a workout

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness

i love auditing coding classes online (edx my beloved)

cant do graded assignments BUT i get all the notes and videos which gives me some free codes to practice also most assignments have a connected video

god i love radioactive school mac & cheese

i dont care that it'll take time off my life its fucking YUMMY

Caitlyn: I'm going to have to tie you up and blindfold you

Vi: okay. You should probably hit me in the face also.

Caitlyn: good idea

Vi: and then I can spit on you

Caitlyn: perfect great I'll make sure to rub your spit over my mouth while making intense eye contact

Vi: this is great our plan to infiltrate the camp is so normal and also regular

i want a clown tattoo

Time zones are an international threat to lesbians.

I love in fics when Batman or Robin find Tim out at night taking pictures of them but I think it’s infinitely funnier if they know he’s there but they can’t catch him.

They see this kid on a different rooftop and in the time it takes them to grab their grappling hooks, he’s gone. They’re on the same roof as him and somehow he’s gone. Once Batman had his hand wrapped around the little stalker’s arm and when he looked down, he’s holding an empty hoodie.

It’s getting embarrassing. They think he might be a meta. Not a ten year old with more contingency plans than Batman.