Castiel: Synonyms Are Weird Because If You Invite Someone To Your Cottage In The Forest, That Sounds

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

Recharging

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Category is: losers being crazy in love with their cool girlfriends and going crazy after one touch

Nancy: Please revoke your no swearing rule.

Karen: Why?

Mike, down the hall: Well, that really DILLS my PICKLE.

Send me a character and I’ll tell something I like about them, as well as something I dislike about them

there’s nothing wrong with overly self-indulgent shit like honestly

make that fuckin beauty and the beast au with your otp

draw your favorite character broken and bloody for no reason

make a self-insert that’s super important and powerful

write porn of that obscure ship centered entirely around your personal kinks

headcanon your faves as your sexuality, gender, etc

have fun man

i mean in the past i’ve made fun of all these things but i’ve grown up and chilled out and honestly? fiction is your platform to go nuts. have a great time. do what you want to

just respect other people’s boundaries and don’t go forcing your headcanons down other people’s throats, because they deserve to have a good time too

enjoy fiction however you want to and don’t let other people tell you how it’s supposed to be enjoyed

I'M GONNA CHANGE MY USERNAME

i genuinely cant pick, part of me wants to keep Yinora in my user, the other part of me wants something completely new

also as for fic requests, im really going through a harsh writers block, and school is also busy right now, but i promise at some point i WILL write them

Y'ALL

GUESS WHO GOT A PERCY JACKSON FUNKO TODAY

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ★ nightcrawler

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