Fighting Micolash In Bloodborne Rn And Honestly That Guy Can Go Fuck Himself I Hate Him So Much What

after also forcing my dad to watch hazbin hotel with me i asked which characters he liked the most so it is with great pleasure that i present to you his top four

nifty is now known as “that freaky little thing”

okay so i’ve been playing the elden ring dlc and all i gotta say is

i would like to give him a kiss on the forehead please and thank you

i love them both oh so very much 💗💞

AND ULTRAKILL OHMYGOD I WANNA PLAY THAT GAME SO BAD YOU DONT UNDERSTAND RHAAAAAAAAA

how it feels not being able to play a game you’ve so desperately been wanting to play for years

I JUST WANNA PLAY THE SILENT HILL GAMES SO BAD PLEASE 😭😭😭

this game has brought me out of hiding holy

i thought i would have some thoughts about it here and there but after having just a single video of it pop up on my fyp on tiktok after watching jacksepticeye play it has actually slowly consumed soul

omg when i showed my dad aba and paracelsus he immediately was just like “oh god another thing for you to fixate on for like a month, can’t wait to hear literally everything about it” aGsFGH HE REALLY JUST CALLED ME OUT LIKE THAT

but i mean look at them can you really blame me?

next up i gotta talk my boyfriends ear off about it lol

you don’t understand it’s a NEED not just a want

sun is such a big comfort character aAAAAAAAA

john doe doing t h i s in the game:

me, realizing in that exact moment that i would be obsessing over this insane, stinky and cute eldritch horror who’s really just a little guy:

as someone who can’t stop thinking about this goofy gorgeous man, all i can think about is that corazon would probably like

- to play rhythm games with you and enjoy the upbeat/cute songs

- listen to your favourite playlist with you and dance with you even though he’d definitely trip a lot but it would make for some good heartfelt laughs

- go on picnic dates with you

- try his best to bake you things like cookies and fresh bread despite causing a small fire here and there

- would let you wear his hat all day if you wanted to

- would probably also let you do his makeup and proudly wear it throughout his day

- definitely would insist that you two wear matching costumes for halloween

- he would probably love to have a cozy date where you two watch movies all night with popcorn (and maybe even some wine or champagne) while you paint each others nails

- and he probably very much enjoys the fact that he has to bend/crouch down to your height each time for a kiss and chuckles about it

me, explaining the story of omori to my dad:

his honest reaction: