If I Eat Enough Glow Sticks, Will I Glow?

Update on a new account, he actually didn't know which ones were the weed skittles and which ones weren't. He said either I got a nice bag of skittles or he would get to see me high so there were no downsides 💀

My soul almost just left my body. So my friend handed me a pack of skittles and I ate them and then he goes "guess what? I have weed skittles" and I was like "WHAT?!" and he was like "oh not the ones I gave you I keep them in a different spot" like bro, you didn't think to deliver that sentence better?

…is it you?

oh

using words like "wowie!" "yippee!" and "hooray!" unironically have done wonders for joy

how january has felt so far

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

Personal Elytra headcanon :]

i cant get over nices fuckass bedroom. COMPLETELY empty save for one statue. of himself. at the entrance. bed on the floor. surrounded by water. blanket is a millimeter thick and a single square foot. this is truly the bedroom of a man who lives alone

I'm scared, I'm so fucking scared. The world is going to shit, in America and basically everywhere else too. I mean, it's BEEN going to shit for a long time, but it's even more shit now. It like the end of times kind of shit. I'm so scared. I turn 18 this year, all I want is to be able to live semi happily. For fucks sake is that too much to ask? I guess it is. God just let me go back, let me be a little kid again, I don't want to deal with this shit.

'But who cares?'

Bitch I do. So much so that it physically hurts, I'm gonna bite your fucking ankles