Jesus Coming Out Of His Tomb On The Third Day

People Keep Mistaking African-Caribbean Hairspray For Cooking Oil

"Why do you have sheen spray in your kitchen?"

This pains me on a deep level.

White people….this is why we don’t come over for dinner….

I NEEED MMOOORRRREEEE!! the fate of my breathing depends on it

anyone please ask your crush out like this

dere you go

Corgi on a Carousel

SOMEONE GET THIS TO MARVEL ASAP!! I NEED ITTTT

scene in the next avengers movie that i desperately need but probably won’t happen

Everyone who was killed by Thanos/The Snap has been resurrected and are regrouping on earth. Thor is watching everyone reunite, happy for them but quietly grieving his own losses.  

Then he gets smacked in the back of the head with a small rock.

He turn around all pissed off, not noticing that everyone’s gone oddly quiet, to see…Loki being a smug little shit.

The other heroes are wary, a few of them taking defensive stances, but Thor just roars and charges at his brother…

…tackle-hugging him. 

And Loki probably gives some quip about Thor crushing him and aren’t you worried about your reputation with the Midgardians and do you always have to be so dramatic, brother? but Thor is sobbing so hard he can’t even speak and Loki just sighs and gives up and hugs him back. 

Which makes Thor joke about Loki ruining his reputation with the Midgardians and Loki just smacks him tiredly because he’s too relieved to be angry anymore. 

(bonus points if the first Loki is an illusion and Thor falls flat on his face and we get a call-back to Thor always falling for that trick from the first Avengers movie before Loki hugs him for real)

“Trump Won. Who’s fucked?”

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

A PSA!

My fellow womankind,

I have found a strapless bra that doesnt slide down through out the night. I never once had to tug it up and I'm going to cherish this bitch forever.

Sincerely,

The proud owner of some DDD's

list of people that can easily find Derek Hale: Kate Argent, Jennifer Blake, Alpha Pack, Scott McCall & Stiles Stilinski, Beacon Hills Police Department, Nogitsune, kids that went trick-or-treating.

list of people that cannot find Derek Hale: the entire FBI.

Shiba Inu and his cute little kitten friends, apparently they follow him everywhere

krc_

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