Danny Had Discovered That He Was Adopted. That In Of Itself Would Be Fine, Except His Biological Parents

Waiter! Waiter! More timber analysis focused on Bernard please!

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

He a lil confused but he got the spirit

I got a tired nurse who tells to rest and take my meds. Better than something evil, but I'd still get the place. It's Gotham and she's nice, I have no complaints. Best roommate I've had

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

Like in the thumb war episode with Buford

There are people (who haven't watched the show since it aired when they were in middle school) who think that Ferb is the true genius of the bros, who just happens to be shyer than his more outgoing sibling. These people, I have heard, were under the impression that Ferb carries his brother and all their projects by himself, essentially like the nerd who does the jocks' homework for them.

Obviously we know this is wrong on multiple fronts. The most egregious example being that he can do whatever he wants. Look at him. He cares zilch. If you think Ferb can be coerced or commanded to do anything he doesn't feel like doing you are grossly mistaken. NOBODY can take his lunch money. If you try to intimidate him he'll straight up knock you out.

So this blog is sort of just me if I lived in Gotham City but with a different name for privacy reasons

Name: Cleff

Pronouns: they/it

Gender: what are you, a cop?

Feel free to send asks for this character!

Edit: I have decided to become a supervillain

Can I join you?

Tag all your family members, friends, Enemies!

oh, i don't exactly get out much. too busy with... work. just work. definitely. absolutely just work.

so just @your-local-shapeshifter really, even if she's an irresponsible chaos gremlin who always shows up to work injured.

I like this banana casserole idea

lions are very mean and like jellyfish