*nods Sagely* You Would Be An Amazing Villain If You Crossed Over To The Dark Side

So this blog is sort of just me if I lived in Gotham City but with a different name for privacy reasons

Name: Cleff

Pronouns: they/it

Gender: what are you, a cop?

Feel free to send asks for this character!

Edit: I have decided to become a supervillain

Sometimes my brain just randomly starts going 🎶 I can be your friend 🎶

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

"Is it a crime to dream of a homeland? I am not a hero from the pages of a book, nor a fallen star from the sky... I am an ordinary man — once had a life, three little flowers, and a wife whose heart softened with every sunbeam that entered our home. But the home is no more, and the sun no longer visits us as it used to. Now, I measure time by the lines I stand in for water, and count the nights by the sleepless cries of my children — from cold, from hunger, or from a longing for what they’ve never even known. Did we do wrong by being born in Gaza? Is it a sin to hold on to life, to still love despite the ruins? I’m not asking for pity, but for solidarity in pain. My voice is weak, but it is sincere. If it reaches you, perhaps you can make a difference — one that cannot be measured. Help me — not to build a wall, but to build hope. Help me — to give my daughter a device so she can walk, instead of drifting into disability. Help me — because life, even in rubble, is still worth holding on to. Vetted by gazavetters #229"

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One question. Who's the father?

Serious question: DC has asked you (yes you 🫵) to write a 10 issue Jason Todd comic run. No conditions or stipulations, any era, any supporting cast, any villain. What do you do?

Waiter! Waiter! More timber analysis focused on Bernard please!

Hey Wes, I heard a rumor that you were a decedent of a ghost. Is it true?

Wes:… okay I had to reread that a few times… No idea what these “rumors” are but if they’re about my ancestors being dead and turned ghost… than… I guess???? Like why would you guys spread rumors like that? It’s weird…

Danny: Says the guy claiming one of his class mates is dead *smirks showing up* 

Wes: That’s different! I have actual PROOF Fenton and Phantom are the same. Which. Is. YOU!

Danny: So what? That implies believing. Besides they COULD be implying here that you have an actual ghost as a relative.

Wes: That still makes no sense because like all of us have ancestors that could be ghosts.

Danny: No no I think they are implying that physically a ghost is in your blood line *says trying to be as slow as possible* 

Wes: *eyes widen* Is that even possible?

Danny: *shrugs* 

Wes: *squints eyes at him* Is that how YOU are half ghost?

Danny: That implies that a human and a ghost did the deed and made me and last time I checked I died *smiles innocently* 

Wes: To many encounters have proven that false.

Danny: I know.. how did you get in my house again.

Wes: moving on!

Danny: *laughs* 

Wes: Gawed you are a troll

Danny: What do you mean? I’m your friendly neighborhood ghost boy *bats eyes* 

Wes: *groans face palming some* …. What was the question again??

Danny: ‘Does your family have a thing for ghosts?’

Wes: *looked at him like ‘WTF’*

((Just to point out when I stated my headcanon the first time to friends one of them thought I was confusing how I worded that “he has an ancestor that is a ghost” not my proudest moment but it was funny)) 

Fair

not even joking i need you inside me NOW

WHAT?????!?!!

Kermit for Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest