Guy Who Is Touch Starved But Emotionally Repressed Goading You Into Punching Him For Completely Normal

people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task

but i cant fucking do the task

idgaf i will never get tired of the dog motif. it will never be cliche it will never be trite it will never not hit hard. i see a dog coded character crawl back to their owner even after being kicked and the inside of my brain looks like this

romance is alive and well 🐝

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

stobin + incorrect quotes  (3/∞)

New York City, 1970s

billy resurrection except he’s gotta use his tits to break the cemetery gate open elvira mistress of the dark style

i feel like they would laugh like maniacs and then start to panic when they realize they're not slowing down as fast as they thought they would

on the teacup ride

nancy and jonathan: *talking and spinning calmly*

billy and steve: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can and screaming, billy is yelling every curse word imagineable, steve is begging to be let off the ride*

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking.