A Gory Little Comic About A Boy, With The Help Of Poppy Z Brite 

"the ruin dlc is much scarier than security breach!"

Meanwhile the dlc, proving how scary it is to the king of fnaf himself:

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife

me: i scooby dooby do

priest:

wedding guests:

my wife:

me: babe. please. say something.

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Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

my forever favorite character dynamic of all time

I can see why the transgender community really enjoyed ultrakill, it hit all of their favorite points: drum n bass, the consumption of blood, shooting cool ass guns at demons, gm_construct, endless violence and killing, the tension between that which is mechanical and that which is divine. There’s even a robot in a skirt

i dug ur grave shallow in case u change ur mind down there bro 🤙

love the term "creature comforts" because it implies you are some kind of wretched beast that can only be consoled by having a television in your hotel room