Give Your Man Butterflies And High Blood Pressure.

oh sweet xavier. getting the good ol’ steve harrington treatment. worst most hatable character ever to loveable pathetic loser in a matter of episodes

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

someone tell me why im suddenly in love with kai parker from tvd?

i mean, i knew i was mentally ill. i just didn’t know i was THAT mentally ill.

If I give enough money to ao3 do you think they’d do a Spotify wrapped of my fanfiction history

AHHHHH FIRST FEW EPISODES OF SCHOOL SPIRITS SEASON 2 RELEASES TODAY (this is my equivalent of a holiday)

*runs away* | milo manheim as wally clark in School Spirits Season 2, Episode 1

Charley: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Rhonda: I would slap Wally for free.

Wally, tearing up: I’m your best friend??

I am just casually listening to sorority noise, which is absolutely ridiculous (for reference the album is You're Not as ____ as You Think). This is like a sad/crying albums, but it's just a fine normal Tuesday and I'm just casually vibing.

sorry, did you say,

“toxic, dangerous, sexy af and could probably kill me at any given moment if they wanted”?

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ao3 author: this chapter is very explicit, I’m sorry for anyone who is uncomfortable with this

me, an intellectual: my brother in Christ, I’ve read and composed things that would make God himself file a restraining order *lights a cigarette* you think this is gonna scare me? I’ve been desensitized since the fanfic trenches of 2012