I Have A Lecture At 9. I Have An Alarm Set For 8. It Is 2am. I Have Just Started A 20,000 Word Fanfiction.

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

Nobody tell him.

what the fuck is happening here why are they homosexual gay people

there is an entire legion of neurodivergent mentally ill disabled queer kids/young adults who on a random day in october 2023 all collectively decided to have a new mother and that mothers name is Dr Jonk Watson MD

i hope tumblr is a functional app someday

John Watson to Sherlock: "I know you like the back of my hand."

John Watson: * proceeds to lick his hand *

me and my malewife boyfailure lurking

IM GOING TO SEE MY FAVORITE KPOP GROUP LIVE IN A MONTH AHHHHH

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

POV: It’s possibly the worst day of your life, everything you thought you knew about your husband is a lie…and this guy wants a high five