He Is So So So Incredibly Special To Me

I kinda think that y'all are sleeping on the hilarity of Good Omens Gabriel being the angel of the Annunciation.

Mary: How can this be, for I have never known a man?

Gabriel: ????? Not sure how that's relevant.

evil wonderful substance

lotion is a substance that exists to make your skin not feel gross and dry by making your skin feel gross and wet <3

Carol Watson finding out about about John's relationship with Mariana and Sherlock. "Live and let live, I always say."

(thank you to @ratinavan for helping to think of how Carol would react)

+bonus Carol doodles

POV: It’s possibly the worst day of your life, everything you thought you knew about your husband is a lie…and this guy wants a high five

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

God, John and Sherlock from Sherlock & Con. are such an old married couple. They know each other for at max a couple of months and they pull this off on ep 12

John: "You are so cleaver, honestly"

Sherlock, flustered: "Oh...Stop"

John: "No, seriously"

Sherlock: "Stop it now, Watson. You flatter me. What about you with that tackle? Positively brutish!"

John, flustered too: "Well I was just... right in my stride and bang! Really connected- down he went"

Sherlock: "It was spectacular!"

John: "Aw thanks mate, it hurt my shoulder tho"

Sherlock: "You should put ice on that"

John: " Nah nah, it's ok"

Sherlock: "You'll regret it if you don't~"

John: "nahnahnah I'm fine honestly"

Sherlock, not convinced: "hm sure"

Guy that John just tackled to the ground: "Would you two shut up?"

the count of monte cristo but its either kaeya or venti going down into the catacombs

i made a crowley photocard if anyone cares

Merlin Takes No Shits AU (crack)

Enemy of the Week: Hah! What can a filthy, pathetic, lowly servant like you possibly do without the protection of your prince?

Merlin:

Merlin:

Merlin: Hasta fucking la vista, bitch (shitty fireball cgi)

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Gaius: What were you thinking?! The king could have sentenced you to death! Have you any sense of self-preservation, boy?

Merlin: No

Gaius: ...And?

Merlin: ???

Gaius: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Merlin: Nah lol

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Arthur: Tell me, Merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?

Merlin: ...Are you propositioning me?

Arthur: (wide eyes) (blush)

Arthur: You—Of course not! What is wrong with you?

Merlin: Cause if you were, I wouldn't turn your offer down. (easy smirk)

Arthur: (jaw drop)

Merlin: See you around, stranger.

[Silence as Merlin strides away]

Arthur: (shouts) I am the prince. You can't just walk away from me!

[Merlin waves without looking back]

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[Merlin enters the Dragon's cave for the first time.]

Khilgharrah: How small you are for such—

Merlin: Can you, for the love of the Gods, shut up with the mindspeak? I'm trying to sleep.

Khilgharrah: (shocked)

Merlin: thx (leaves)

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Merlin: (mutters) dayum shawty thy bumcheeks should be illegal

Arthur: (who's not deaf) WHAT?

Merlin: what

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Uther: [hate speech about sorcerers]

Merlin in the background, seething: 🤌🤌🤌