femzai nation rise up 🩹
Sherlock “can I offer you a high five?” Holmes with a Thomas the Tank Engine bandaid is by far my favorite iteration of the character
Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift
Money
Fourteen billion dollars
Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth
Suitcase full of money
Cool looking rock
Scratching post for me to sink my claws into
An albino elephant
The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall
Uncooked rice
A cup full of blood
100k in cash
for everyone talking about sherlock & co’s final problem/reichenbach
aha
guys, hear me out
In a modern adaptation at the start of reichenbach, Sherlock doesn't know if he can make it. He knows Moriarty has a plan and that it is one where he is destined to die, so obviously he texts John, warning him and asking him for help.
And what if John doesn't believe him? What if Sherlock has inadvertently "boy who cried wolf"-ed himself? What if John has gotten so used to every small whim of Sherlock's being "life or death" that all that text inspires in him is a small groan and an unwillingness to get off the sofa?
And what if Sherlock has gotten so used to John that he doesn't even bother to save himself, thinking an anxious John Watson is seconds from rounding the corner
RIDDLE: you can have a emo twink boyfirend but he will only ever call you his “stinkbug.” TAKE or KILL?