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dialogue from mailbag #5 (abridged)

GOOD LUCK ON UR FINALS ^___^!!!

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My brain cannot stop turning around the idea of Niko watching Buzzfeed Unsolved in her room, reaching a hauntingly familiar story, and freaking out because why is Edwin on Buzzfeed Unsolved

She thinks he'll hate it, but he's kind of chuffed instead. At least those Buzzfeed guys remember him. He asks to watch the episode, and they spend the entire time laughing at the weirdass theories of what happened to him.

(Niko teases him for weeks about the alien abduction theory, of course. As any BFF should.)

this is so real and true

I'm just crazy about the actors AUs...

your cum does not impress me dr watson

Love spell incident with a twist.

Arthur is aware that he's been enchanted to be in love with Merlin. He's completely oblivious to Merlin's feelings though. Otherwise his mind is clear.

Merlin: so, here is the antidote

Arthur: *staring at the antidote* maybe... Maybe let's wait a few more days?

Merlin: what? Why? Don't you want to turn back? I thought this was terrible?

Arthur: it is... i mean, it was. But actually? It's sort of - nice.

Merlin: what? Being enchanted?

Arthur: *flushes* being in love with you.

Merlin: *Thunderstruck* erm... How am I supposed to understand that?

Arthur: well, it's just... You're kind... You care about me and you don't judge me for my feelings and I just... Feel save? Around you, I mean. It's nice, being with you. Even if it's not-

Merlin: real?

Arthur: as close as I would like to be.

Merlin: oh

Arthur: *nervously fumbling with his hands* yeah

Merlin: *struggling* Arthur, I can't let you stay enchanted

Arthur: ... I know. Just... Just a few more days? A week max! I promise, I won't reject the antidote again, I just... I just want to feel like this a little longer

Merlin, who's heart is nearly breaking at the sight, both for Arthur and himself: yeah. Sure. Of course. Just a couple days.

Cryo Archon is informed that childe has a partner and she’s like “alright okay cool as long as he does his job and doesn’t cause more havoc” and then she finds out it’s the same guy whose banned from her country after slaughtering thousands of Fatui members and just

Sighs