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“No one else dies,” Thomas said, breathing heavily, somewhat shocked at himself. “If we haven’t done enough to pass your stupid tests, then we fail. The tests are over.” As he said it, he wondered if this was supposed to happen. But even that didn’t matter― he meant every word he’d said. The senseless killing and dying had to end.

Not all Americans:

• are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

parent: why can't you be more like the other students in your class

me after a test: everyone did bad on this test though

parent: why is it important what others are doing you're your own person

thank you for what you said at the end of your answer to the other anon your right that both the palestinians and israelis need to end this time of violence and work together to solve their problems

it’s honestly the only way to do it and i honestly don’t understand why everyone would rather have this violence continue rather than put an end to this like leaders - like mature human beings. it baffles me. 

when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home

Dear Australians,

Please remember to be considerate and not post 2015 spoilers.

If there are jet packs and flying cars then the rest of us would like to enjoy the surprise for ourselves.

However, if we’re facing thermonuclear annihilation then a heads up would actually be appreciated.

Cheers!

tmr stuff i'm excited for in 2015

- the scorch trials - the scorch trials dvd - the scorch trials gag reel - the scorch trials bts - the scorch trials deleted scenes - the scorch trials extras - the scorch trials - the scorch trials - the scorch trials - everything the scorch trials do you not understand

Robert Downey Jr., crossing his name off Jimmy Kimmel’s Christmas “naughty” list then signing his name on the “nice” one.

i just really want a story about a supervillain family where the supervillain dad is so proud of both of his daughters even though one grows up to be a superhero and he encourages them both to do what they want to do and when he runs into his superhero daughter while he’s on a crime spree he’s all like “oh hun you did such a good job foiling my evil plans today!! are you gonna come visit me in solitary? tell your mother not to forget to buy milk!”