They Are Studying Us In Petri Dishes

Witchcraft is about intent and the wording of a spell is often the product of the vernacular at the time therefore using “yeet” in a banishing spell is perfectly acceptable thanks for coming to my ted talk

Disapproval!

there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

It was true.

Twitter is now officially dead 🤪

Or, with Mark Hamill's words:

Today we're introducing Kyle the Cat to the rest of the household.

Peace talks with Kattie went well

The two teens were not convinced.

Kyle found the catnip, so his day is going well.

A very chonky boi.