HOLY SHIT

Help a brother out!

Omg

Kamski is the most interesting character in DBH fight me

No one is screeching about him and it needs to be done so let me just do it for all of you okay I got you we’ll get through this together

- I always thought that he’d left Cyberlife of his own accord, but the gallery description says that he was “dismissed.” What did you do to fall out with Cyberlife buddy?? SOMETHING TO DO WITH ANDROIDS BEING THE “NEXT STEP???” HMM???

- If the android uprising fails, he goes back to Cyberlife. Why? TO MAKE STURDIER DEVIANTS FOR NEXT TIME???

- If what Zlatko says is true, FOR SOME VERY MYSTERIOUS REASON the android’s trackers deactivate once an android becomes deviant. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE ENGINEERED THAT

- Why would you make the LEDs so easy to remove? Or even removable in the first place?? It almost seems like you WANT deviants to be able to hide in plain sight!

- The exit in Connor’s program doesn’t appear to work until he becomes deviant. HOW CONVINIENT THAT WHEN AMANDA NEEDS TO REGAIN CONTROL OF CONNOR THE MOST, HE CAN JUST HIT ESC

- KAMSKI KNOWS WHERE JERICHO IS. HOW AND WHY DOES KAMSKI KNOW WHERE JERICHO IS?? DEVIANTS APPARENTLY ONLY SHARE THE LOCATION WITH THOSE THAT THEY TRUST SO KAMSKI EITHER HAS A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DEVIANTS OR HE SET UP JERICHO HIMSELF

- Deviants are taking over Detroit. Where’s the guy who made them? Does he have anything to say? Is he shocked? Concerned? Oh please! He’s not even surprised! Or even remotely interested! HE’S MESSING ABOUT IN HIS POOL

- *Sends Carl an android to take care of him* “Surprise! It’s super-advanced, one-of-a-kind and if you nurture it enough (Which I know you will - I obviously know you on some level because I own one of your paintings!) it’ll lead a rebellion!”

- Names a basic DEVIANCY TEST after himself I MEAN REALLY

ELIJAH KAMSKI IS A CRAFTY LITTLE MAN AND NOBODY IS GIVING HIM THE CREDIT OR ATTENTION THAT HE DESERVES

Either I'm the worlds most oblivious chef or my smoke alarm is on a hair trigger and honestly? I' scared to find out which is which.

Ned Fulmer Much?

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

Ahem.

Name a more iconic trio. I’ll wait.

blue bird in a gilded cage

IT IS OCTOBER 1ST MY GOD

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) | dir. Henry Selick

Shane, Ryan, we’re looking at you two.

Two demon hunters jokingly search for, well, demons. Unbeknownst to one, the other person is a demon in plain sight.

Reblog to make it die faster

SPIDERCATWATSON!!!!

felicia hit the jackpot, argue with the wall