Fuck It

This is why you shouldn't go out at night Duke your too visible

I don't actually know where this quote is from since I don't have tiktok anymore so I cant look it up but if anyone knows be a big help

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Excuuuuse me motherfucker how dare you upstage me in front of my metaphorical son I will smack you upside the head Starlord my ass they should call you shitlord

LOOK AT TONY’S FUCKING FACE

IT IS OCTOBER 1ST MY GOD

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) | dir. Henry Selick

GIVE ME SQUISHY CLARK. GIVE ME A SUPERMAN WHO WOULD GIVE AMAZING HUGS.

If I ruled the world and/or was in charge of drawing a DC comic this is what they’d look like probably

I glance up at the kids screaming and crying as the aliens pass them over. Yes, you spent hours on their makeup. Yes, you did your hair like a goddess. But, they don't seem to like that. I shake my head. I didn't dress up. I’m not getting picked. Not with my ugly ass face. I've come to terms with it. So I might as well finish this series before I die. I'm on the last book anyways.

Turning back to my novel, I sigh. Then, I hear Tristan’s voice ring out. ”Why the hell won't you take me?” He yells. ”Who could resist this?” I don't need to look up to know he’s pointing to his dick. Calmly, I call, ”Resist what Tristan? There’s nothing down there.”

There’s a sharp burst of noise from the aliens, but I ignore it. If I did now, It'll be better than dying on an exploding Earth. Maybe it'll be painful if they do it now.

”Oh, and how do you know that?” He yells back. ”Your mom told me last night, ” I reply. There's another outburst of noise from the aliens. Sighing, I bookmark my page and look up to see Tristan approach. ”The hell did you say?” He hisses.

I roll my eyes. ”Your mom told me last night. And your girlfriend confirmed.”

There's another loud noise, and suddenly, I feel a tentacle wrap around my waist. With a sharp tug, I'm brought into the midst of the aliens and set down in the middle.

Glancing around, I take in their faces. It's actually not that bad up close. The Cthulhu like faces aren't half bad. Sighing, I open my book and return to my page. As I'm slung over the shoulder of one of the aliens and brought onto the ship, I give a loud yell of, ”OH COME THE FUCK ON ROWLING NOT FRED TOO.”

Aliens are threatening to destroy Earth, but first they want to take 500 of the finest human specimens back to their home planet. People rush to beauty parlors and line up for botox surgery. Everyone hopes that they are beautiful enough to be selected. However, when the aliens finally come to choose, it becomes clear that they have a very different idea of beauty

YES

I know it’s been talked about, “who convinced Arthur he was dumb?” We hear Hosea and Dutch both make jokes/comments about his intelligence, and even if they’re just jokes eventually they add up, and who knows what he heard from his father and other adults he interacted with as a child.

But who convinced him that he was ugly? I know we all think he’s beautiful and I think he’s conventionally attractive, but the comments he makes are persistent. The comments he makes in the mirror, the things he says at the portrait place in Saint Denis, the “no one would have me” comment, and probably a lot of others I’m missing. I’m not sure if any other character in the game calls him ugly, in fact Tommy calls him “pretty boy” and Albert Mason takes a picture of him that he includes in his gallery.

So now I’m just curious who convinced him he was ugly because I definitely don’t think it was Mary Linton and it likely wasn’t Eliza.

I have you two right now, but if either of you did, I'd be devastated.

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.