Another Lesbian Oc

golbetty petrigrof is like beauty and the beast but for awesome based freaks bc the beauty is a depressed old man and the beast is a goddess who doesn't have to turn back into a human 🔥🔥

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

Some people: Oh my god Ford TORTURED a gnome and did EVIL EXPERIMENTS on Shifty because he's a mad scientist and he's MEAN

The kind of scientist Ford is: no no you HAVE to hug the plaidypus, we're SCIENTISTS, not neglectful fathers! He's SCARED because he SNEEZED, so you need to keep hugging it for a WHOLE HOUR THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. You also have to give it kissies on its little bald forehead OR YOU'RE NOT DOING SCIENCE RIGHT

POV: peace and love on planet earth ❤️

idk if PB and Marcy already knew eachother in this scene or not but I choose to believe they don't yet bc imagine going to your celebrity crush's concerts and one time she sees you and recognizes you from past concerts and then she TAKES OFF HER SHIRT that is all sweaty from her dancing & being in the spotlights and THROWS IT TO YOU and you catch it so excited and happy feeling lucky and then you look up and she WINKS AT YOU and you realize she's INTO YOU TOO AND THREW IT YOUR WAY ON PURPOSE

this guy is so cute i think he would jump into my sleeve though

A rednote user ( http://xhslink.com/a/hGMGjJtnHQB ) keeps these big tree crickets as pets, they make silk with their mouths to join leaves together, they will try to do it anywhere and they are so cute I'm mad we don't have them here

you're right you're right she's just soooo.....

can i say marceline was hot in this episode. also this episode convinced me that non-magic au marcelines would have diabetes

Reminder that Stan Likes doing crime. He does it when he doesnt have to. And hes not good at it hes caught constantly.

Stangst warriors love making stan seem like hes completely an innocent victim of circumstance when its like. He went to jail for doing crimes he WANTED to do? He scammed people. On purpose!! Yeah, that happens sometimes 😭 consequences for actions??