Lady & Peebles

fucked up that we call them stomach bugs. bugs are cool and being up all night sick is decidedly not cool. we should call them stomach republicans or something

IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

I mean fuck, I like gills, I like slugs, I like gettin' chummy, I like flippers, I like the muck, I like squid inking and tsunamis and sea creatures, I like doin' sea creature shit, swordfish , probably would

not enough people talk about how Betty's canonically a beast when it comes to cooking & baking tbh. it's mentioned multiple times especially in Fionna & Cake but I never see it brought up in fanfic or anything... sad

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

bisexual jake the dog: hey guys

It looks like this 9 ft tall peepaw has a braid now???? I love it!!!!!!👍👍👍🔥✨

late night bettyposting