♛ Arthur & Guenièvre, Livre V ♛

I may have accidentally slipped in to the Steam Powered Giraffe fandom…whoops!

#If you skipped Ninth we can’t be friends

le fantôme du roi Ban quand Lancelot arrive: you’re never gonna believe what i just saw the other night. RIGHT in front of my salad 

La tête de pizzaiolo jpp

Maggie Menu

On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato, puréed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!

"Wait…fit people have rolls too??!"

Yes, yes they do

ENORMOUS fucking dump of bg3 drawings i've done over the past month or so. featuring:

My Tav, Ryn (the half-elf with the shaggy hair. Durge warlock)

@oughtnots Tav, Tenacity (the ourple tiefling with the facial scarring. currently durge paladin)

@isaakthesnail Tav, Tallis (the halfling with the tattoos over one eye. sage bard)

also markazador szarrkiplier is in there too. as a jumpscare for you <3

How to contour and highlight your face!

Here is an image I found on where natural highlights are on men and women, a perfect reference for beginning drag kings and queens like me. 

Bonjour bonjour, alors question comme ça:

Si je commence à critiquer Aconia, à quel point je me fais tarter??