Haylee-bb - IDKwhatimdoing/random Fuckery

I saw Jesus today in Walmart. He was buying bagels and a rotisserie chicken.

Me: *on tumblr, minding my business*

My next chapter, sitting unfinished:

never, ever, stop fighting back

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

This is canon what are you talking about???

This is now my new favorite best friend duo

Birthday's are weird. Why am I being celebrated for something I had zero control over?

It's like when someone says "good job" after you've just thrown up.

Like I'd rather not have but thanks I guess.

If heaven isn't an endless amount of fics catered to my various ships and fandoms, specifically curated to fit the niche scenario/trope I'm in the mood for at that exact moment, then I don't want it.

I'm not a very spiritual person but I kinda wish I could take all the amazing fanfics I've read with me to the afterlife when I die.

You don’t have to love abortion. You can dislike it. Maybe it even makes you sad. The way you view abortion is up to you.

And maybe if you don't like abortion, you spend your time advocating for proper sex education, access to birth control and other things that have been shown to lower the types of pregnancies that often result in abortion. That's fine.

But what you shouldn't be doing is disrespecting other people for having abortions. You can't take that choice away from people just because you don't like it. Your feelings aren't more important than anyone else's bodily autonomy.

You don't have to like abortion. But you definitely have to respect other people's rights and that includes their right to safe, accessible, abortions.

This has been a Certified Sex ED Post.

Look at them! Look at all their little meaningful touches❤️